📢 "Sardar Ji ki woh baatein jo hasne par majboor kar dein!" 🤣🔥
🤣 Sardar Ji Ka Maths Formula
Teacher: "Agar tumhari jeb mein 5 rupey hain aur mai tumse 2 rupey le loon, to kitne bachein?"
Sardar Ji: "Sir jee! Poore 5!"
Teacher: "Bewakoof, socho!"
Sardar Ji: "Soch raha hoon sir, par main aapko paisay dunga hi nahi!" 😆🔥
😂 Sardar Ji Ka Romantic Andaz
Gori: "Sardar Ji, mujhe apna dil do!"
Sardar Ji: "Oye, dil to doctor nu de ditta! Tu kidney lai la!" 😂💀
🤣 Sardar Ji Ka IQ Level
Police: "Tum bank loot kar bhaag kyun nahi rahe?"
Sardar Ji: "Oye! Camera wala keh raha tha, SMILE please!" 🤣🔥
🔥 Sardar Ji Aur Mobile Ki Duniya
Friend: "Yaar, tere mobile ka password kya hai?"
Sardar Ji: "Pehle bata, tera kya hai?"
Friend: "987654!"
Sardar Ji: "Oye mera vi 987655 hi hai!" 😂💥
🤣 Sardar Ji Ka Shaadi Ka Scene
Biwi: "Suno ji, tum mujhe kabhi surprise nahi dete!"
Sardar Ji: "Oye kal surprise ditta si!"
Biwi: "Kya??"
Sardar Ji: "Oye! Subah bina brush kisse naal gall kitti!" 🤣🔥
😂 Sardar Ji Aur Car
Police: "Tumhari gaadi ka break fail hai, tumne horn kyun nahi bajaya?"
Sardar Ji: "Oye, horn bajane naal brake thik ho janda??" 😆💀
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