📢 "Sardar Ji de woh jokes jo tussi soch vi nahi sakde!" 🤣🔥
🤣 Sardar Ji Da ATM Chakkar
Sardar Ji ATM vich paise kadan gaye…
Screen te likhya: "Enter PIN"
Sardar Ji ne likhya: "Jai Mata Di" 😆🔥
Machine: "Incorrect PIN"
Sardar Ji: "Oyy! Hindu da ATM aa ya Muslim da?" 🤣
😂 Sardar Ji Di Shaadi Wali Gal
Sardar Ji di biwi kehndi: Suno ji, tussi honeymoon te le kitthe jaoge?
Sardar Ji: "Kamray di light band karde, chandni raat vich London jange!" 😜🔥
🤣 Sardar Ji Da Naya Experiment
Doctor: Tenu tandrust rehna hai?
Sardar Ji: Haan ji!
Doctor: "Roz subah garam paani pya kar!"
**Sardar Ji har subah garam paani vich Lipton pa ke peenda! 🤦♂️😂
🔥 Sardar Ji Da Pyar
Gori: "I Love You!"
Sardar Ji: "Main vi tenu pyaar karda!"
Gori: "Meri aik shart hai…"
Sardar Ji: "Menu jeans te naal shart vi manzoor aa!" 😆💀
😂 Sardar Ji Di Akhri Umeed
Judge: Tainu 10 saal di saza sunayi jandi hai!
Sardar Ji: "Judge Sahab, aje taan meri umar 5 saal di aa!" 🤣💥
🤣🔥 Sardar Ji Te Biryani
Sardar Ji: "Tandoori roti kinna di ae?"
Waiter: "20 rupaye di ek!"
Sardar Ji: "Te je tussi 5 bana lo te?"
Waiter: "100 rupaye di"
Sardar Ji: "Oyy! Phir tu pura tandoor vi laa de!" 😂🔥
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📢 #sardarjokes #punjabijokes #dirtyjokes
Altaf Bhai Se Sawal
Altaf Bhai Se Kisi Ny Pucha:
Mere Paas 4 Apple Hen,
Unko 5 Aadmiyon Me Kese Taqseem Kerunga??
Altaf Bhai Muskura K Boly:
Ek Admi Ko Urra Do.. :-D
DHISHOOOM...
Hahhahaha
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