🔹 Sardar Ji Bank Mein Gaye...
👨💼 Banker: Sir, aapko kis tareeke ka account chahiye?
🤣 Sardar Ji: Aisa jisme sirf paise aayein, nikle bilkul na!
🔹 Biwi Ne Sardar Ji Se Pucha:
👩 Biwi: Suno ji, mujhe ek aisi jagah le chalo jahan koi bhi na ho!
🤣 Sardar Ji: Chalo gas cylinder ke andar, wahan sirf tum aur gas hogi!
🔹 Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye...
👨⚕️ Doctor: Aap ko sabse zyada dukh kis baat ka hota hai?
🤣 Sardar Ji: Jab bhi koi kehta hai "aapko kaise pata?"
🔹 Sardar Ji Hotel Mein:
👨🍳 Waiter: Sir, kya lenge?
🤣 Sardar Ji: Ek plate "Bechari Rooh" lao!
👨🍳 Waiter: Yeh kya hota hai?
🤣 Sardar Ji: Arre, Chicken Soul nahi suna kya?
HUKOOK-ul-LAH Me Maafi Shart Hai Aur
HUKOOK-ul-EBAAD Me Talafi Zaruri Hai.
Maafi Aur Talafi K Baghair Waly
Case Ka Faisla Baroz-e-Qayamat Hoga.
Apny Case Ka Faisla Dunya Me Hi Kerwa K Jaen,
QK Hashar Ka Maamla Bohat Nazuk Tareen Hai..
Allah Paak Hum Sab K Sath Darguzar Wala Maamla Fermaen.
Aameen..
Good Morning..
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