Yeh lo! Main ne aapke Sardar Jokes ko ek achi tarah format kiya hai, taake yeh aur mazedar lagein. 🤩
Sardar Jokes in Hindi – हंसी रोकना मुश्किल! 😂
1️⃣ Energy Ki Definition 😆
Sir: Define Energy?
Santa Sardar: Sir, poora nahi aata, sirf last ka pata hai.
Sir: Koi baat nahi, jitna aata hai utna batao.
Santa: "…and this is called Energy!" 🤣
2️⃣ Suicide Wali Baat Thi? 😂
Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek mendak se poocha:
"Sardaro mein dimaag hota hai?"
Mendak bola: "Nahi!" Aur paani mein kood gaya!
Santa pura din sochta raha:
"Isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi?" 🤔😂
3️⃣ Maths Ki Confusion 🤯
Santa to beta: "Maths mein fail kyun ho gaya?"
Beta: "Papa, pehle din teacher boli: 5+3=8
Phir agli din boli: 6+2=8
Fir boli: 4+4=8
Ullu di patthi khud confuse hai, mujhe kya padayegi!!" 🤦♂️😂
4️⃣ Shri Amritsar Sahib 🤭
Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi.
Conductor: "Kahaan jaana hai?"
Pakistani: "Amritsar jana hai!"
Santa ne zor ka thappad maara: "Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahi bol sakta?" 😡
Conductor (dusre Pakistani se): "Tumhe kahan jaana hai?"
Pakistani (darr ke): "Shri Chandigarh Sahib jana hai..."
Santa ne phir thappad maara: "Waha tere baap ki shahidi hui thi jo 'Sahib' laga raha hai?" 🤣
Conductor (teesre Pakistani se): "Tumhe kahan jaana hai?"
Pakistani: "Yeh lo paise, puchh lo Sardar Ji se!" 🤣
5️⃣ 2 Cigarette Peene Ki Wajah 🚬
Banto (Santa ki biwi): "Ek saath 2 cigarette kyun peete ho?"
Santa: "Ek meri, ek mere dost ki yaad mein!" 🥲
Kuch din baad Santa sirf ek cigarette peene laga.
Banto: "Dost ko bhool gaye kya?"
Santa: "Pagli! Maine cigarette peena chod diya hai!" 🚭😂
6️⃣ Live Radio Call 📻
Santa ne ek Live Radio Station pe call kiya:
Santa: "Hello… yeh Radio Station hai?"
RJ: "Haan!"
Santa: "Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai?"
RJ: "Haan bhai, sab sun rahe hain!"
Santa: "Toh meri biwi bhi sun rahi hogi?"
RJ (gusse mein): "Haan bhai, sun rahi hogi!"
Santa: "Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai… toh jaldi se motor chala de…
Main chhat pe bathroom mein hoon aur tanki ka paani khatam ho gaya hai!!" 🤣🤣
7️⃣ Sardar Ji Ka Digital Parivaar 📱
Sardarji apni family introduce karte hue:
1️⃣ "Yeh meri biwi hai… Google Kaur!" 🧐
➡ Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai! 😂
2️⃣ "Yeh mera beta hai… Facebookjeet Singh!" 🤳
➡ Ghar ki baat puri colony tak pahucha deta hai! 🤦♂️
3️⃣ "Yeh meri beti hai… Twitterpreet Kaur!" 🐦
➡ Puri colony isse follow karti hai! 😂
4️⃣ "Aur main hoon… Orkutdeep Singh!" 🥲
➡ Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi!! 😭😂
🤣 Mazedaar Lage Toh Share Zaroor Karo! 😉
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