Naye sal ka naya mazahiya dhamaka! 🤣 Ustad aur Shagird, Ladka aur Ustani, Cute Baby aur Teacher ke sabse funny jokes Urdu aur Hindi main! 😂🔥
🤣 Urdu Hindi Funny Jokes 2025 – Chattak Mazah!
🎭 Ustad Aur Shagird Ki Takkar!
🎤 Ustad: Tum class main so kyun rahe ho?
🎤 Shagird: Sir, aap ki awaz LORI jesi hai! 😴😂
🎤 Ustad: Beta, paper kaise gaya?
🎤 Shagird: Sir, Facebook jesa tha! Like karne ko kuch nahi tha, sirf share kar diya! 🤣
🎤 Ustad: Insaan aur Darakht main kya farq hai?
🎤 Shagird: Sir, agar insaan fail ho jaye to sochta hai, aur darakht fail ho jaye to gir jata hai! 😆
🎤 Shagird: Sir, aap ki awaz LORI jesi hai! 😴😂
🎤 Shagird: Sir, Facebook jesa tha! Like karne ko kuch nahi tha, sirf share kar diya! 🤣
🎤 Shagird: Sir, agar insaan fail ho jaye to sochta hai, aur darakht fail ho jaye to gir jata hai! 😆
🎶 Ladka Aur Ustani Ke Mashhoor Jokes!
🎤 Ustani: Beta, batao sahara desert kahan hai?
🎤 Ladka: Miss, mujhe kya pata, main bhi to pehli baar aya hoon! 🤣
🎤 Ustani: Tumhe maths kyun nahi aati?
🎤 Ladka: Miss, kyunki mere ustaad ne English padayi thi! 😂
🎤 Ustani: Agar tumhe har cheez ka jawab nahi aata to paper kyun dene aaye?
🎤 Ladka: Miss, attendance bhi to zaroori hoti hai! 🤣
🎤 Ladka: Miss, mujhe kya pata, main bhi to pehli baar aya hoon! 🤣
🎤 Ladka: Miss, kyunki mere ustaad ne English padayi thi! 😂
🎤 Ladka: Miss, attendance bhi to zaroori hoti hai! 🤣
💥 Cute Baby Aur Teacher Ki Masti!
🎤 Teacher: Beta, homework kiya?
🎤 Baby: Miss, homework likhne wali copy chhoti behan kha gayi! 😂
🎤 Teacher: Mushkil sawal ka jawab kyu nahi diya?
🎤 Baby: Miss, jawab to dil main tha, lekin zubaan pe nahi aya! 🤣
🎤 Teacher: Beta, agar parhai nahi ki to zindagi main kya karoge?
🎤 Baby: Miss, aap ki tarah doosron ko daantunga! 😂
🎤 Baby: Miss, homework likhne wali copy chhoti behan kha gayi! 😂
🎤 Baby: Miss, jawab to dil main tha, lekin zubaan pe nahi aya! 🤣
🎤 Baby: Miss, aap ki tarah doosron ko daantunga! 😂
😂 Mazay Aaye? Share Karo Aur Apni Favorite Jokes Batao!
✔️ Apne group main sabse funny banda tag karo!
✔️ Haso, hasao, aur maze lo!
✔️ Comments main apne jokes likho, hum naye article main daalenge!
🤣 Mazay aaye? Batao aur bhi likhoon?! 🔥
✔️ Haso, hasao, aur maze lo!
✔️ Comments main apne jokes likho, hum naye article main daalenge!
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