😂 Best School Jokes for Teachers, Kids & Students – 2025 Edition! | Best school jokes for teachers | kids and Students Jokes

Ustad aur Shagird ki sabse funny jugtain! 🤣 School, College, Teacher-Student aur Cute Baby ke naye mazahiya jokes! Urdu aur Hindi main, hansi ka dhamaka! 😂🔥

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🤣 Mazahiya School Jokes – Has Has Ke Latt Patt!

🎭 Ustad Aur Shagird Ki Jugtain!

🎤 Ustad: Beta, zindagi ka sabse bara aim kya hona chahiye?
🎤 Shagird: Sir, apna mobile charge rakhna aur wifi ka password yaad rakhna! 🤣

🎤 Ustad: Beta, yeh likhne wala kaam kyun nahi kiya?
🎤 Shagird: Sir, likhne wale ne nahi likha, to hum kya kar sakte hain! 😂

🎤 Ustad: Padhai pe dhyan do warna bada ho ke kya karoge?
🎤 Shagird: Sir, aap ki tarah bachon ko daanta karunga! 🤣

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🎶 Teacher & Student Jokes!

🎤 Teacher: Beta, homework kyun nahi kiya?
🎤 Student: Miss, electricity chali gayi thi!
🎤 Teacher: Magar tumhara homework to copy main likhna tha?
🎤 Student: Miss, haath bhi charge nahi hotay bina light ke! 😂

🎤 Teacher: Koi intelligent jawab do!
🎤 Student: Sir, agar neend na aay to so jao! 🤣

🎤 Teacher: 2 aur 2 kitne hotay hain?
🎤 Student: Miss, agar mobile ke balance ki baat hai to 3.75, warna 4! 😂

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👶 Cute Baby Funny Jokes!

🎤 Teacher: Beta, agar har cheez ka jawab nahi aata to paper kyun dene aaye ho?
🎤 Baby: Miss, attendance bhi to zaroori hoti hai! 😂

🎤 Teacher: Beta, jab koi kaam nahi karte to hichkichate kyun nahi?
🎤 Baby: Miss, kyunki ammi kehti hain, jo kaam nahi karna wo bina dare chor do! 🤣

🎤 Teacher: Beta, achi aadatein apnao!
🎤 Baby: Miss, ghar pe bhi sab yahi kehte hain, lekin aadatein apni hi rehti hain! 😂

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🎭 Sardar Jokes Collection – Non-Stop Laughter!

🎤 Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Pass Gaye!
👨‍⚕️ Doctor: Aapko kya masla hai?
🎩 Sardar Ji: Doctor sahab, mujhe neend nahi aati!
👨‍⚕️ Doctor: Raat ko mobile band karke soya karo!
🎩 Sardar Ji: Doctor sahab, yeh bhi koi tareeqa hai? Aap hi batao agar fan band kar dun to hawa kaise aayegi! 😂

🎤 Sardar Ji Shop Pe Gaye!
👨‍💼 Shopkeeper: Sir, yeh mobile lena hai?
🎩 Sardar Ji: Isme call facility hai?
👨‍💼 Shopkeeper: Ji sir!
🎩 Sardar Ji: To phir ek chhoti si baat batao, is mobile pe kisi se baat bhi kar sakta hoon ya sirf sun sakta hoon? 🤣

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😂 Haso, Share Karo Aur Maze Lo!

✔️ Apne doston ko tag karo jo school main yehi harkatein karte hain!
✔️ Agar aur bhi jokes chahiye to comments main batao!
✔️ Mazahiya posts ke liye follow karna na bhoolein!

🤣 Mazay aaye? Batao aur bhi likhoon?! 🔥

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