Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS-Part_2

Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS-Part_2


 Pashto Funny SMS

1 Podari Chat Na Khkata Ra guzaar Sho
Khala Te Chaar chapair Ragwand Sho Awo tapos Ye Oko: Sa chal Osho Roora??
Podari: Pata Nishta Yar Mung Kho Pakhpala Os Raalo
Maashom: Moro zama Da Paidayesh Na Makhkay Taso za Ledalay Woma??
Mor: Na Bachiya
Maashom: Nu zama da Paida Kedo Na pas ta Za singa Openjandam??
Mulla Pa KHUTBAA ki wiel: Che Prado Khazo Ma Gorai.. Zaka Che De sara Nazar Kameegi
1 Buda Saray Pakay Awaz Oko: Dalla Chi Pa Mung Di Chashmay Wacholay Nu os di Mazala Oka
Saray: Mara Wekhto Ta di Lag ogora Sam Laka Waakha di
Dost: Zaka Za Hum Heraan Wom Chi da Khar Ma Sara Wali Olaar day
Mulla: Touba Obasai… Nan Saba Pa CABLE dairay Kharabay Channelay Raazi
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1 Saray warta yo dam wai: Na Jee Zamung Pa TV kho channelay Dere Safa Raazi.. Taso Taar ki bas a masla wi
Alak: Za sta Dapara Harsa Prekhaw de sham
Jenie: Mor Awo Plaar??
Alak: Awo
Jenie: Khoraak awo obba
Alak: Awo
Jenie: Malgarii
Alak: Awo
Jenie: Naswaar
Alak: Za khorey Khpal Kaar Kawaa
1 Saray da Jund na der Tang Shawe wo, Nu dere gussay kia ye wail:
“Da Jund Na Khu Ba marg kha wi”
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Hum pa Haga Time da Marg Farishta Rala awo way Ye: “Tyaar Sha ! Za Sta Jund agesto La ralam”
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Saray: Oho os banda Gup Hum She Lagolay
Alak: Daaji ka imtehaan ki Pass shum Nu mala Ba sa Inaam Rakhay?
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Plaar: Bachiya Ka Pass Shwe Nu Za ba darla 1 Cycle Akhlam.. Awo ka fail Showe Nu bya ba darla 20 Cycles
akhlam Inshallah.
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Alak: Daaji che fail shum bya 20 Cycles wale??
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Plaar: Zaka che Bya dar la Da Cycles Dukaan Start Kom
Kaliwaal: Bachiya Nan saba Sa kay?
Student: Jee M.Sc kom
Kaliwaal: Kha Bachiya Che sa hum kay khu Sabaq Warsara Waaya