Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS-Part_4

Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS-Part_4


 Pakhtu Latefay - Joke & SMS Pukhto Best

Rasheed Mama Beezey (goats) Patti ta rawanay kare way
Nu pa laar ti yo saray tapoos oko: Alaka da Beezey di charta rawanay kare di?
Rasheed Mama (pa gussa ki): Da mi School ta rawanay kare
Saray: Mara Bas ka Gup ma lagawa, Nan kho ITWAAR de, da school chutti da
Saray: Yara Doctor Sahab Pa de Plastic Surgery ba Sona Paisay lage?
Doctor: 3 Laakh
Saray: Awo ka Plastic warla Mung Khpal Raawro Nu bya?
1 Saray Pa Baalti ki obba charta oray che yo dam baran shuro sho
Da baraan Saaski Baalti ki Hum gorzedal
Saray: Oho Yar tolay Obba rana Luwanday showay
Shpay Che za Uda sham Da Kamyabai Khoboona Wenama
Bya Gham wi rana Lari da Khushalai Khoboona wenama
Maashom Yam Moro Da Khob Tabeer Bande Poya ka
Za Pa Gareebai kid a Ameerai Khoboona Wenama
Pa de Kor ki ba da Khushalai Ranra Kram Jora
Ma jara Moro Za da Spogmai Khoboona wenama
1 Alak Pa yo College ke MBA admission dapara FORM dakolo
Haga Alak Pa College Gate ki Chowkidaar Na tapoos oko: Yaar Da College kha day?
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Chowkidaar: awo g der behtreen College day.. Ma hum de College na MBA kareda
Charta Chi Zikar Da Sparlo shaway day
Halta Mi Qatal Da Jazbo Shaway day
Zama da Meene Qisa Landa daa da
Che mi Jund Noom Da Hadiso Shaway day
Da Sawe Sawe Rang Chi zama Goray
Daa da Judayi Pa sro Lambo Shaway day
Raasha Lag Zra Zama Ogora Janana
Che Zakhmi Zakhmi Sta Pa Kato Shaway day
Father: Bachiya Paper di Singa oko?
Son: Awo Paper ki dasi sawaalona ragale wo che pa hagay za na pohedam, Ma warla hum dasi jawaabona
olekhal che pa hagy ba Hago hum na pohegi Inshallah.
Sawaal:Haga Kam Yawa khabara da chi Students ba Zar (1000) Kaal Makhkay hum kol, Os ye hum kai awo
Hamesha ba aga khabara kai???
Jawaab: Bus Yard a Saba na Ba Sahe Study Start kom
Pa Ayena Ki Khpal Tasweer ogoora
Khpal Tandi Ki ZamaTaqdeer ogoora
Da Khapalo Stargo da Dunya Kitaab ki
Ma la Zama da Khoob Tabeer ogoora
Nan Pa Mennat Darta Yo Swaal Koma
Ma La Zama da Yaar Tasweer ogoora
Pa ayeena ke khpal tasweer ogora..


Pakhtu Latefay - Joke & SMS Pukhto Best

Father to Son: Sharam oka che ta Imtehaan ki FAIL shwe, Da de Khowata kor Jenie ta ogora haga pa Class ki
“FIRST” raagla awo ta Fail shwe
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Son: Hum Hagay Jenie ta Ba me katal zaka Khu FAIL shom