Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS-Part_5

Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS-Part_5

 Pushto Jokes - Pashtu Funny SMS

Father: Bachiya ma Khafa kega, bus sta Pa Qismat ki ba ye FAIL keedal Likhale wo
Son: Awo Kana Abbu da la Kha da Che tol Kaal me study na wa karay, Ganey tol Mehnat ba mi hasi zaya shawe
wo
Father: Bacheya Pa Mathematics ki wale FAIL showay
Maashom: Abbu Ustaad Yo woraz way che 4+6=10
Bya bala woraz way che 2+8=10
Bala Woraz way che 7+3=10
Zamung Teacher pake pakhpal CONFUSE de nu mung pa sa Pass ki
Mazaahiya Shayeri
.
Zama da Meene Transformer ba yo zal akher oswazi
Janaan che da Raqeeb Zra ta da meene Kunday Achawi
Father to Son: Bacheya 1 glaas obba kho raawra
Son: Na Daaji Za nasham tlay
2nd Son: Daaji da der be-adaba day, warsha Pakhpala raawra
Aslam: Yar Zamung Ustaad wai Chi Sok da Meekhay (bhains) Pai Skay Nu da Haga Demaag Der Tezegi
Saleem: Gup Lagawi mara ka da reshtia way nu zamung Katay kho ba Doctor wo
A Parrot could Speak 3 Language, English, Urdu, Pushtoo
A man wanted to check the Parrot, So he asked a question in all 3 Languages
Man: Who are you?
Parrot: I am a Parrot !!
Man: Tum kon ho??
Parrot: Mai Toota hoon !!
Man: Ta Sok Yai?
Parrot: Za sta Nya Maira Yam. Shal zala Khu mi owey chi tooti yam kana
Doctor to Charsi: Bhai Cigarette Noshi Insaan ko Ahesta Ahesta Maar Deti hai
Charsi: Sahe da kana Naika Zamung Kama Jaldi da
Pa Baag Ki Jenie awo Alak Nast wo
Jenie: Ta dona Time na Chup wale Ye?
Alak: Mari Naswaar mi Achooli di kana
Meegay: Ta da so Kaalo Yai?
Haathi: Da 4 Kaalo yam… kho ta da so Kaalo Yai?
Meegay: Da 10 Kaalo yam
Haathi: Da dona Der Kaalo Yai awo dona warokay Wajood Di day??
Meegay: Na… Roor de Rojo Kharaab Kary day
1 Saray Pa Road Rawaan wo
Da 1 Gari Landy Ye Spay Oleedo


 Pushto Jokes - Pashtu Funny SMS

Saray Spay da Gari na Rakago awo wai way:
“Raawoza dalla Ta daasi MECHANIC ragalay Ye