Get ready for some hilarious Pathan jokes and funny SMS! From cinema mishaps to hilarious encounters, these jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
🎬 Pathan in the Cinema!
Pathan cinema mein film dekh raha tha.
Film mein achanak ek sher daudtay hoye aaya.
Pathan: "Wo to mujhe bhi pata hai ke ye sirf film hai, lakin wo jaanwar hai usay kya pata!" 😂
⚡ Pathan and the Electric Shock!
Ek Pathan par bejli ka taar gir gaya.
Pathan tarap tarap ke marne hi wala tha, ke usay yaad aaya ke bejli tu 2 din se band hai. 😂
🕌 Pathan’s Spiritual Moment!
Pathan namaz parh raha tha.
Uska dost us ke baare mein kesi ko bata raha tha ke ye bohot namazi aur naik banda hai...
Pathan: "Isko bolo ke hum nay Hajj bhi kiya hai!" 😂
🚶♂️ Pathan and the Bus!
Pathan aj bus ke pechay bhaagty hoye ghar tak aaya hoon, aur karaaye ke 10 rupay bhi bacha liye.
2nd Pathan: "Tum to bohot bewaqoof ho, agar rickshaw ke pechay bhaagtay to 100 rupay bacha lete!" 😂
💰 Pathan's Secret to a Heavy Wallet!
Ek Pathan apni jaib mein pathar daal ke ja raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha:
Pathan: "Is duniya mein uski qadar hai jinki jaib bhaari hoti hai." 😂
🔫 Pathan's Pistol Moment!
Pathan: "Yaar rat ko ek aadmi ne chaaku dekh kar loot liya mujhay."
Friend: "Lakin tumharay paas to pistol thi!"
Pathan: "Shukar hai, wo main nay chhupa diya warna wo bhi le jaata." 😂
💡 Pathan's Shopkeeper Moment!
Pathan to shopkeeper: "1 kaala bulb dena!"
Shopkeeper: "Khan sahab, kaale bulb ka kya karna hai?"
Pathan: "Dopahar mein sonay ke liye andhera karna hai." 😂
⚖️ Pathan the Lawyer!
Qaatil: "Koshish karo ke mujhay umar qaid ho jaye lekin saza-e-mout se bach jaon."
Pathan wakeel: "Tum bilkul fikar mat karo."
After the case:
Qaatil: "Khan sahab, kya bana?"
Pathan wakeel: "Bohut mushkil se umar qaid howi hai, warna adalat to riha kar rahi thi." 😂
📱 Pathan and Easy Load!
Pathan to shopkeeper: "Bhai sahab, 1 rupay ka easy load tu kar do."
Shopkeeper: "Khan sahab, 1 rupay ke load se kisi ko message karna hai ya call?"
Pathan: "Karna to kuch bhi nahi, bas aise hi paisay uraanay ki aadat hai." 😂
🔧 Pathan's Plastic Surgery Idea!
Pathan to a doctor: "Jee, plastic surgery par kitna kharch aayega?"
Doctor: "Taqreban 1 lakh."
Pathan: "Aur agar plastic hum apna le aayein to?" 😂
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