Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS
1 Pathan Cinema Main Film daikh raha tha
Film main achanak 1 Sher Dowartay howay aaraha Tha
Pathan Sher Ko Daikh Kar Dar Giya, Owr apni Chaadir Utha kar Bhaagnay Laga
Logon Ne Kaha: Khan Sahb Mat Daro Ye tu Sarf Film hai
Pathan: Wo to Mujhay Bhe Pata hay ke Ye Sarf Film hay, lakin Wo to Jaanwar hay ussay kya pata
1 Pathan par Bejli Ka taar Gir gia
Pathan Tarap tarap ke marny hi wala tha
Ke
Ussay yad aya
Ke
Bejli tu 2 din say Band hay
1 Pathan Namaaz Parh raha Tha
Tu uska dost us ke baray main kesi ko bata Raha tha ke yai boht Namaazi our Naik Banda hai..
Pathan Ek dam Namaaz Chor Kar kahnay Laga: Isko bolo kay “Hum nay Hajj bhe kiya hay”
Pathan aj main Bus kay Pechay Bhaagty howay Ghar Tak aaya hoon, owr karaaye ke 10 rupay bhe bacha leye
2nd Pathan: Tum tu bohut Bewaqof ho agar Riksha kay pechay Bhaagtay tu 100 rupay Bacha laitay
Ek Pathan Apnay Jaib Me Pathar daal ke Ja raha tha
Kesi nay Kaha: Khan Sahab aisa kio kar rahay ho??
Pathan: Is dunya may uski qadar hay jiski Jaib bhaari hoti hay
Pathan: Yar rat ko 1 aadmi ne Chaaku dekh ker loot liya Mujhay
Friend: Lakin Tumharay Pas Tu PISTOL thin a
Pathan: Shukar hai wo main Nay Chupa dia warna wo bhe le jaata
Pathan to Shopkeeper: 1 Kaala Bulb Dena !!
Shopkeeper Surprised: Khan Sahb Kalay Bulb ka kya karna hay?
Pathan: Dopehar main Sonay ke leye andhaira karna hay
Qaatil: Koshish Karo Ke mujhay Umar Qaid Hojaye Lakin Saza-e-mout Se Bach Jawon
Pathan Wakeel: Tum bilkul fikar mat karo
After the Case
Qaatil: Khan Sahb Kya bana??
Pathan Wakeel: Bohut Mushkil Say Umar Qaid howi hai, warna adalat To rehaa kar rahi thi
Pathan to Shopkeer: Bhai Sahab 1 Rupay Ka Easy Load tu Kardo
Shopkeeper Surprised: Khan Sahab 1 rupay kay load se kesi ko msg karna hai ya call??
Pathan: Karna to kuch bhe nahe bas aisay hi paisay uraanay ki aadat hai
Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS
Pathan To a Doctor: Jee Plastic Surgery Per ketna Kharch Aye ga??
Doctor: Taqreban 1 Lakha
Patha: our agar Plastic hum apna Le ayen tu??
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