Enjoy these hilarious Pathan jokes and funny SMS for a good laugh! Perfect for sharing with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces.
💦 Pathan Ki Pani Wali Ghalti!
Ek Pathan baalti mein paani laa raha tha,
ke achanak taiz barish shuru ho gayi.
Pathan: "Oh!! Sara paani geela hogiya!" 😂
🎬 Pathan's Sholay Moments!
3 Pathan film "Sholay" dekhne cenim gaye thay.
Film mein hero ne kaha: "Basant en kutto ke samnay mat naachna."
Pathan (gusse se): "Kyon nahi naachegi, hum ne ticket liya hai, iska tu baap bhi naachay ga!" 😂
💠Pathan Ki Tension!
Ek Pathan apni bachpan se hi hiraan-e-pareshan tha.
Aur bohot tension mein tha, kyonke wo hamesha sochta raha:
Pathan: "Meri behan ke 2 bhai hain, to mera 1 bhai kyon hai?" 😂
🕌 Pathan Ki Dua!
Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki mazar par dua maang raha tha:
“Mera prize bond is baar zaroor niklay!”
Khan sahab mazar se bahar aaye, aur dekha kisi ne uske jaib se prize bond nikaal liya tha.
Pathan: "Jinnah sahab! Pahley poori baat tu samajh liya karain na!" 😂
🚶♂️ Pathan Ki Shadi Ki Dua!
Ek Pathan 10 saal se Allah se dua maang raha tha:
“Mujhay awlaad de.”
Ek din farishta Pathan ke paas aakar bola: "Khan sahab, tujhay Allah ka waasta, pahley shaadi tu kar le!" 😂
📞 Pathan Ka PCO Moment!
Ek Pathan PCO mein gaya, jaib se mobile nikaala, kisi ko call karke bahar aa gaya.
Admi: "Khan sahab, agar mobile se hi call karni thi to PCO mein kyon gaye?"
Pathan: "Mera dost kahta hai PCO se call karna, paisay kam lagtay hain." 😂
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