Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS (3)

Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS (3)

Pathan Funny Jokes

Pathan Ne apne School ki Larki Se Kaha:
I love You..!
Ab tum bhi mujhay kaho
Larki gussay Se boli: Mai abhi jaa kar Sir se Kahti hon
Pathan: Pagal Sir se mat kaho, Un ki Tu shaadi ho gayi hai
Pathan Student Ne apni Awaz change Kar Ke School Call ki: Mera Beta Aj Beemaar Hai, Aj School nahe aa
sakta
Teacher: Ap kon bat Kar rahy Ho??
Pathan: g mai mairy Abbu baat kar raha hon
Teacher: Is mohawray ko Jumla Mai Istemaal Karo “Mun main Pani ana”
Patah Student Replied: Jaisay hi main ne Pipe ko mun mai rakha tu mairay Mun main Pani aagia
Doctor To Pathan: Agar Tum Roz 2 KM chalay tu 4 maheno mai 30 Kg Wazam Kam kar dogay.
3 mahenay baad Pathan nay Doctor ko Call ki: Wazan tu boht kam hogia hai magar 1 masla hogia hai
Doctor: Kya Masla??
Pathan: Hum apna ghar say 1000 KM door Aagia hai
Bhekaari: Allah ke naam par Kuch De do
Pathan 100 ka note nekaltay howe: kya tumharay pas 50 hai??
Bekhaari khushi say: Han g
Pathan: Tu pahlay wo kharach Karo
Pathan: Maire Mohhalay walay Boht Kanjoos Hain
Friend: Kion??
Pathan: Su nay 14 August Manayi Per Kesi nay Qurbaani ka gosht Nahe bhaija
Waiter: Khan Sahab 10 rupay TIP tu mairi Insult Hai
Pathan: Tu Phir???
Waiter: 20 rupay Tu de den
Pathan: Mai Tumhaari double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta… Sorry
1 Pathan Ka School Mai New Admission Hogia
School mai uska Pehla din tha
Teacher: Baita Batawo Allama Iqbal Kon Hai?
Pathan: Hum ko kia pata hum tu School mai naya hain
1 Pathan Scheme waali Bottle ka dhakkan Baar baar Khool ke band kar raha thaa
Kesi Nay Pocha Kia howa??
Pathan: Yaar dhakkan main Lekha hai
“Please Try Again” 


 Pathan Funny Jokes

Ek Pathan Apni Bewi ke Sath Film Daikh raha tha
Film Mai JudgeNe Kaha: Adaalat 3 din baad apna faisla Sunaayegi
Pathan nay TV band kar dia owr Bewi Se Bola: 3 din baad dekhengay