Get ready for a dose of hilarious Pathan jokes and SMS in Urdu! Perfect for sharing with your friends for endless laughs.
🍽️ Pathan Aur Chicken Biryani Ki Kahani!
Pathan (gusse mein): "Waiter!! Is chicken biryani mein chicken kahan hai?"
Waiter: "Khan sahib, gulab jamun mein kya gulab hota hai jo isay gulab jamun kehte hain?"
Pathan: "Haan yaar, yeh tu mein ne socha hi nahi tha! Sorry bhai!" 😂
🌳 Sardar Aur Pathan Ki Engineering Aur Medical College Ki Larkiyan!
Sardar: "Agar mein us darakht par chad jao, to sath wale engineering college ki larkiyan dekhingi?"
Pathan: "Haan, aur agar haath chhod dega to medical college ki larkiyan bhi dekh jayengi!" 😂
💊 Pathan Ki Nend Ki Tablet Ki Kahani!
Pathan (to a nurse): "Kya doctor sahab ne abhi tak nend ki tablet nahi bheji?"
Nurse: "Nahi."
Pathan: "Usay kehna jaldi karein, mujhe nend aa rahi hai aur mein tablet ke liye nahi jag sakta!" 😂
🍹 Pathan Ki Intelligent Brains Ka Solution!
Mathematics teacher (to an intelligent Pathan student): "10 mangoes ko 7 boys ke beech kaise barabar divide karenge?"
Pathan student: "Sir! Juice bana kar!" 😂
💨 Pathan Ki Chor Ki Race!
Pathan (ghar mein chor dekha, chor bhag gaya): "Aik tu chori upar se race lagaata hai hamaray saath!" 😂
💍 Pathan Ki Shaadi Ki Offer!
Larki: "Meri ammi ko tum bohot pasand aaye ho."
Pathan: "Kuch bhi ho, hum shaadi sirf tumse hi karenge!" 😂
🍞 Pathan Aur Bhekaari Ki Roti!
Bhekaari (Pathan se): "Mujhe khaane ko kuch mil sakta hai?"
Pathan: "Kal ki roti kha loge?"
Bhekaari: "Haan, bilkul!"
Pathan: "Acha to phir kal time se aana!" 😂
👗 Pathan Aur Darzi Ki Shalwar Ka Drama!
Ek darzi (kapde le kar bhag gaya, sab log udaas):
Logo ne poocha: "Pathan, tum kyun ro rahe ho?"
Pathan: "Darzi hamara naap le gaya!" 😂
💡 Pathan Ka TV Dekhne Ka Solution!
Question: "Agar duniya mein bijli nahi hoti to hum TV kaise dekhte?"
Pathan: "Moom-batti jala kar!" 😂
Enjoy these hilarious Pathan jokes and share them with your friends for some nonstop laughter!
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