Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS (4)

Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS (4)

 Pathan SMS - Best Jokes

Pathan gussay say: Waiter!! Is chicken biryan main chicken kio nahe hai?
Waiter: Khan sahib Gulaab jaman mai kya gulaab hota hai jo essay log gulab jaman kahtay hain?
Pathan: Haan yaar ye tu mai ne socha hi nahe tha.. Sorry Bhai
Sardar: Agar Mai Us Darakht par char jawo sath wale Engineering college ki larkiyaan dekhengi??
Pathan: Haan… our agar haath chor dega tu Medical college ki larkiyaan bhi dekh jayengi
Pathan To a Nurse: Kya Doctor sahab ne abhi tak nend ki tablet nahe bheji
Nurse: Nahi
Pathan: Ussay kahain Jaldi karain mujhay Nend arahi hay owr may tablet ke leye nahe jag saktaa
2 Intelligent Brains
Pathan & Sardar Paani Pene Gaye To glass ulta para thaa
Pathan: Yar iska tu mun hi band hay
Sardar: Nechay say toota bhi hai
Mathematics Teacher To an intelligent Pathan Student: How can be 10 mangoes divided among 7 boys equally??
Pathan Student: Sir! Juice bana kar
1 Pathan kay ghar Chor agiya
Pathan nay dekha to chor bhag giya
Pathan chor kay pechay bhaagtay bhaagtay aagay nikal giya owr bola:
“Aik tu chori oper se RACE lagata hay hamaray Saath”
Larki: Mairi Ammi ko tum bohut Pasand aaye ho
Pathan: Kuch bhe ho hum shaadi sarf tum say hi karaiga
Bhekaari Pathaan Say: Mujhay khaany ko kuch mel sakta hay?
Pathan: Kal ki Rooti Kha logay??
Bhekaari: Han g belkul
Pathan: Acha Tu phr Kal Time say Ajaana
1 Darzi Logo kay Kapry Le kar Bhaag gia
Sab log Udaas thay
Koi kahta Meri Shalwaar…
Koi kahta Meri Kamees
Ek Pathan bhe ro raha that u logon ne ronay ki wajah pochi
Pathan: Darzi Hamaara Naap Lay gia 

 Pathan SMS - Best Jokes

Quetsion: Agar dunya main Bejlee nahe hoti To hum TV kaisay dekhtain?
Pathan: Moom-batti Jala Kay……!