Laugh your heart out with hilarious Pathan jokes and SMS in Urdu! Perfect for sharing with friends and spreading the joy.
🔋 Pathan Ki "Battery Low" Ka Shikayat!
Pathan: "Yaar hum bohot pareshaan hain."
Friend: "Kya hua?"
Pathan: "Subah se koi humein "Battery Low" ke number se missed calls de raha hai!" 😂
💰 Pathan Ka Jaali Note Wala Mamla!
Pathan (100 rupay ka jaali note dikhata hai): "Isme Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai."
Dukandar: "Yeh to ghatiya note hai."
Pathan: "Yeh Quaid-e-Azam Lala ki garmiyon ki tasweer hai!" 😂
🌍 Pathan Ka Sooba Samajh!
Teacher (students se): "Pakistan ke kitne soobay hain?"
Pathan Student: "Sir 4 hain."
Teacher: "Shabaash, unke naam bhi batao."
Pathan Student: "Magrib, Mashriq, Junoob, Shumaal!" 😂
💀 Pathan Ki Mobile Qabristaan Mein Dafnane Ki Kahani!
Logo ne poocha: "Khan Sahab, yeh kya kar rahe ho?"
Pathan: "Yaar, dukaan walay ne kaha hai ke mobile dead ho gaya hai!" 😂
🛠️ Pathan Ka Duplicate Chaabi Use Karne Wala Drama!
Doctor: "Kab? Kitna time hogaya?"
Pathan: "4 maheene pehle!"
Doctor: "Tum log ab tak kya kar rahe thay?"
Pathan: "Ham duplicate chaabi use kar rahe thay!" 😂
🌙 Pathan Ki Rat Ki Machar-daani Mein Jugnoo Wali Kahani!
Pathan: "Kambakht macharon! Ab torch leke dhoondh raha hoon mujhe!" 😂
💍 Pathan Ki Wedding Anniversary Par Bewi Ka Gulaad Ke Phool!
Pathan: "Bewi ko phool diye."
Bewi: "Mujhe phool nahi chahiye, koi sona de do."
Pathan: "Yeh lo, takiya aur so jao!" 😂
💪 Pathan Ki Doctor Ko Maarne Wali Halaat!
Pathan: "Itni garmi mein, yeh kehta hai pani ubaal kar peo!" 😂
📱 Pathan Aur Larki Se Bat Karne Ki Sachi Kahani!
Dost: "Khan Sahab, larki se baat kar rahe ho?"
Pathan: "Khuda ka qasam, larki nahi hai, mangitar hai!" 😂
🔔 Pathan Ki Parosi Ki Ghanti Baja Kar Bhaag Jana!
Ek din parosi ne pakar liya aur poocha: "Yeh kia harkat hai?"
Pathan: "Yeh hum missed call dete hai, lekin aaj receive ho gayi!" 😂
Share these funny Pathan jokes with your friends and enjoy the laughter! 😆
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