🩹 Pathan Aur Doctor Ki Funny Baatein!
Pathan (Doctor se): "Doctor Sahab, mai apni jism pe kahin bhi ungli rakhon tu boht dard hota hai."
Doctor (X-ray kar ke): "Tumhari ungli to tuti hui hai, baki jism bilkul theek hai!" 😂
📚 Pathan Ki English Ka Samajh!
Teacher (students se): "Jo aadmi ko sunaayi na de, usay English mein kya kehna chahiye?"
Pathan Student: "Jo marzi keh do, usay konsa sunaayi deta hai!" 😂
👶 Pathan Ki Khaas Dimaag Ki Soch!
Pathan (apni maa se): "Kya aap nay mujhay paida hone se pehlay dekha tha?"
Maa: "Nahi dekha tha."
Pathan: "To phir aap nay mujhe pehchana kaise?" 😂
🐐 Pathan Aur Bakriyon Ki School Jaane Ki Kahani!
Ek aadmi bakriyaan chara raha tha.
Pathan: "Yeh bakriyaan kahaan le jaa rahe ho?"
Aadmi (gusse se): "Inhe school chhodaane jaa raha hoon!"
Pathan: "Mujhe pagal samjha hai kya... aaj to itwaar hai!" 😂
📞 Pathan Ki Wife Ko Phone Ki Halaat!
Pathan (wife ko phone karta hai): "Ghar nahi aa sakta, kyon ke car ka steering gear sab kuch chori ho gaya hai!"
4 minutes baad:
Pathan (phir call karta hai): "Aaraha hoon, galti se peechli seat mein baith gaya tha!" 😂
💰 Pathan Ka Bank Lootnay Ki Koshish!
Ek Pathan bank lootne gaya, gun dikha kar saare paisay loot liye.
Lekin uske haath phir bhi kuch nahi aaya.
Kyun?
Pathan (manager se):) "Yeh saare paisay mere account mein jama kar do!" 😂
👀 Pathan Aur Aayene Mein Nazar Aana!
Ek Pathan ne pehli baar aayene mein khud ko dekha aur bola:
"O yara, isko to pehle bhi kahin dekha hua hai!"
Bohat dair sochne ke baad: "Oye yaar, yeh tu wohi bagerat hai jo shaadi ke tasweer mein hamaare bewi ke saath baitha hua tha!" 😂
🍇 Pathan Aur Angoor Bechne Ki Mazedaar Halaat!
Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha aur keh raha tha:
"Aalo lay lo... aalo lay lo!"
Aadmi: "Khan Sahab, yeh to angoor hai, lekin aap aalo bata rahe ho!"
Pathan: "Chup! Mai isliye aalo keh raha hoon, takay makkiyan sun kar na baith jayen is par!" 😂
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