💍 Rukhsati Aur Pathan Ki Mazedaar Soch!
Larki ke rukhsati ke waqt, larki ke sab ghar walay ro rahe thay.
Pathan (roti howi saali ko chup karatay howe): "O Yaara, mat rowo, jaisa tumhara behn, waisa hi hamara bhi ye behn hai!" 😂
📚 Pathan Ki Dimaag Ki Soch!
Teacher (Student se): "Mehnat karoge tu zaroor kuch banoge!"
Pathan (class mein): "Sir, hamara gadha tu itni mehnat karta hai, magar wo tu kuch nahi bana!" 😂
💔 Pathan Ki Taqreer Aur Zehr Ki Batain!
Ek dafa, 1 Pathan kudkushi par taqreer kar raha tha, jazbati ho kar kehne laga:
“Kufar hai, gunaah hai, zulm hai… Is se tu acha hai ke insaan zeher kha ke mar jaye!” 😂
🚴♂️ Pathan Aur Larki Ki Cycle Wali Halaat!
1 Pathan cycle se larki ke samnay zor se gira, owr jaldi se khara ho gaya.
Larki: "Oh my God, what is this?"
Pathan: "Hum cycle se aisay hi utarta hai!" 😂
🖼️ Pathan Ka Apne Baap Se Larayi!
Ek Pathan ka apne baap se kisi baat par larayi hogai, us nay apne baap ki ek tasweer qabristan mein darakht par latka di, owr neeche likha:
"Coming Soon!!" 😂
✉️ Pathan Ki Shaadi Ki Invitation!
Pathan: "Mai ne khat likha tha ke meri shaadi par ana, tum mere shaadi par kyon nahi aaye?"
Dost: "Mujhe to khat mila hi nahi!"
Pathan: "Lekin mai ne khat mein likha tha ke khat mile ya na mile, tum zaroor aana!" 😂
🇵🇰 Pathan Aur Pakistan Ki Azadi Ki Soch!
Pathan: "Yar, Allah ka bohot shukar hai ke Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua!"
Friend (hairan hokar): "Kyon?"
Pathan: "Yar, phir hum 14 August kaise manatay?" 😂
💊 Pathan Ka Doctor Ke Saath Mazedaar Dialog!
Doctor: "Yeh larka tumhara kya lagta hai?"
Pathan: "Yeh mera door ka bhai hai!"
Doctor: "Kya matlab? Mai samajh nahi paaya!"
Pathan: "Mere owr iske darmiyan 7 behn bhaiyon ka faasla hai!" 😂
🕌 Pathan Ki Mazedaar Dua!
Pathan namaz mein khoob dua kar raha tha:
“Ya Allah, Lahore ko Pakistan ka dar-ul-hakumat bana de!”
Kisi ne poocha: "Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?"
Pathan: "Hum ne paper mein aisa likha hai!" 😂
🍞 Pathan Ki Roti Wali Shikayat!
Ek Pathan ek roti ke upar doosri roti rakh kar kha raha tha.
Bewi ne poocha: "Yeh kya kar rahe ho?"
Pathan: "Tabiyat kharab hai, doctor ne double roti khanay ko kaha hai!" 😂
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