Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS (8)

Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS (8)

Best Jokes - Pathan SMS

Bewi: ap bohut motay hotay ja rahay hien
Patha: han lakin tum bhe to Moti hoti jarahi ho
Bewi: Main to Maa Bannay waali hon eslie
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Pathan: Main bhe to baad bannay wala hon na
1st Pathan: Yar Sooraj rat ko kio nahe nekalta?
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2nd Pathan: Kya pata nekalta ho magar itnay andhairay may kis ko dikhayi daiga
Pathan bakery walay Se: Tum kitnay saalon Say Jalebi bna rahay ho??
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Bakery Wala bary fakhar say bola: 15 saal say
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Pathan: Boht sharam ki baat hai ke aj tak tum Jalebi Seedhi na bana Sakay
Pathan: Yaar Mairay Lie Koi achi si Larki Ka Reshta dekh lo
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Friend: Aik larki hay B.com ki…
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Pathan: Qoum koi bhe ho bas taleem-e-yaafta ho
Sardar: Aisa kya kiya jaye ke saanp bhe mar jaye our laati bhe na toot jaye
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Pathan: Jootay se maar do
Ek Pathan TV per Bomb Rakh ker Pakistan Cricket Final Match daik raha tha.
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Bewi: Ye kya kar rahay ho??
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Pathan: Agar Aj bhi ye match haar gaye tu sari team ko Bomb say uraa dunga
Pathan: Yaar Saddar Bazaar Konsi Bus Jati hai??
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Admi: 22 number bus jati hai
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2 ghantay guzarnay ke baad wo aadmi wapes aaya tu daikha ke Pathan Udhar hi Khara tha
Admi ne Pocha: Khan Sahab Tum abhi tak gaye nahe???
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Pathan: Han Yaar 19 Bus tu chalay gaye ab sarf 3 owr bus jayen tu 22wain bus ajayegi, phr chala jawongaa
Pathan Ki Qabar Main Pahli raat 52 Farishtay aaye
Pata hai kion?
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Kio ke 2 fareshtay sawaal pochtay thay
Baki 50 fareshtay Khan sahib ko sawaal samjhatay thay
Pathan to a Sardar: Main nay aisi dawaayi banaayi hai, Jo insane pee kar sab kuch Sach Sach Bolta hai.
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Sardar dawaayi Pee kar: Aakh tou Ye tu tail hay..
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Pathan: Daikha Tum nay sach hi bol dia, Ye waqai tail hi hay 
 Best Jokes - Pathan SMS

Ek Pathan nay apni Baabhi ko jan se maar dala
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Logo nay pocha ke baabhi ko kio maar dala??
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Pathan: Yar main jis say bhe pochta tha ke Phone par kis say baat kar rahay ho, kahta tha Tumhaari Baabhi say