🤣 Laugh Out Loud with Pathan Jokes – Best Funny SMS (8) for Instant Entertainment! 😂

🚶‍♂️ Bewi Aur Pathan Ki Mazedaar Baatein!

Bewi: "Aap bohot motay hotay ja rahey hain!"
Pathan: "Han, lekin tum bhi to moti hoti ja rahi ho!"
Bewi: "Main to maa banne wali hoon isliye!"
Pathan: "Main bhi to baad banne wala hoon na!" 😂

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🌞 Sooraj Aur Andhera – Pathan Ki Soch!
1st Pathan: "Yaar, sooraj raat ko kyon nahi nekalta?"
2nd Pathan: "Kya pata, nekalta ho magar itne andheray mein kis ko dikhayi dega?" 😂

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🍩 Bakery Wala Aur Pathan Ki Gharayi Batain!
Pathan (bakery walay se): "Tum kitne saalon se jalebi bana rahe ho?"
Bakery Wala (fakhr se): "15 saal se!"
Pathan: "Bohat sharam ki baat hai ke aaj tak tum jalebi seedhi na bana sakay!" 😂

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💍 Pathan Ki Shaadi Ki Soch!
Pathan: "Yaar, mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta dekh lo."
Friend: "Ek larki hai, B.Com ki."
Pathan: "Qaum koi bhi ho, bas taleem-e-yafta ho!" 😂

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💣 Pathan Aur Pakistan Cricket Match!
Ek Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan cricket final match dekh raha tha.
Bewi: "Yeh kya kar rahe ho?"
Pathan: "Agar aaj bhi yeh match haar gaye, to sari team ko bomb se uda dunga!" 😂

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🚌 Saddar Bazaar Ki Bus Aur Pathan Ki Dilemma!
Pathan: "Yaar, Saddar Bazaar konsi bus jati hai?"
Admi: "22 number bus jati hai."
2 ghante baad, Pathan wapis aaya aur kaha:
"Han yaar, 19 buses to chal gayi, ab sirf 3 aur bus jayengi, phir 22 number bus ajayegi, phir chalunga!" 😂

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💀 Pathan Ki Qabar Mein 52 Farishtay!
Pathan ki qabar mein pehli raat 52 farishtay aaye, pata hai kyon?
Kyon ke 2 fareshtay sawaal pooch rahe the, aur baki 50 fareshtay Khan Sahib ko sawaal samjha rahe the!" 😂

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💊 Pathan Ki Dawaayi Aur Sardar Ki Soch!
Pathan to Sardar: "Maine aisi dawaayi banayi hai, jo insaan pee kar sab kuch sach sach bolta hai."
Sardar (dawaayi pee kar): "Aakh, to yeh to tail hai!"
Pathan: "Dekha, tumne sach hi bol diya, yeh waqai tail hi hai!" 😂

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💔 Pathan Ki Baabhi Ke Saath Funny Story!
Ek Pathan ne apni baabhi ko jan se maar dala.
Logon ne poocha: "Baabhi ko kyon maar dala?"
Pathan: "Yaar, main jis se bhi poochta tha ke phone par kis se baat kar rahe ho, kehta tha: Tumhari baabhi se!" 😂

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