Dive into the most hilarious Sardar jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi. With quirky moments and witty punchlines, these jokes will make your day brighter. Share and laugh out loud with friends!
🚔 Sardar’s English Trick
A policeman in America stopped a Sardar for investigation.
Police Officer: "Where are you from?"
Sardar (confused): Reads leave application aloud.
Police Officer (thinking it’s a statement): "Okay, you can go!"
Sardar's wife hears and says: "Wow Sardar Ji, you're great!"
Sardar: "This is nothing, I haven't even said the 'THIRSTY CROW' yet!"
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💦 Sardar’s Water Task
Sardar to his son: "Jaa puttar, 1 glass pani le kar aana."
Son: "Sorry Abbu, main nahi ja sakta."
2nd Son: "Abbu, ye tu hai hi badtameez. Aap khud le ke aajayen!"
#SardarHumor #FunnySMS #SardarVsKids
🌳 Sardar’s Tablet Dilemma
Sardar was hanging upside down from a tree.
Friend: "Aray bhai, tree par kyun latka ho?"
Sardar: "Sar dard ki tablet khayi thi, kahin wo pait mein na chali jaaye isliye!"
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📚 Sardar vs. Hitler’s Dictionary
Hitler was giving a speech and said:
Hitler: "In my dictionary, the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' does not exist."
Sardar (interrupts): "O mama, tu dictionary dekh ke le lete na!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #ImpossibleNoMore
💵 Sardar’s Eid Note
Sardar found a 100-rupee note in the street.
He quickly picked it up, saw the words "EID MUBBARAK" on it.
Sardar (confused): "Jee, KHER MUBBARAK!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #EidNote
⚰️ Sardar’s Long Life Surprise
Sardar’s neighbor passed away.
Sardar went to ask: "Dead body aa gayi hai?"
Just then, the ambulance arrived with the body.
Sardar (amazed): "Wow, this person has had a long life. Just said their name and here they are!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #LongLife
🎨 Sardar’s Room Painting
Sardar decided to paint his room.
He painted the ceiling white and wrote on the walls:
"SAME AS ABOVE"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #RoomPaintingFail
💔 Sardar’s Divorce Court Drama
A Sardar and his wife went to court for a divorce.
Judge: "How will you divide your 3 kids?"
Sardar: "Ok Sir, we will apply for the next year."
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #DivorceCourt
🚨 Sardar’s Scooter Incident
Police: "Your wife lost her ring two months ago, why didn’t you inform the police earlier?"
Sardar: "O Jee, my scooter was lost first, I reported it after 15 days when they returned it."
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #ScooterSaga
🕯️ Sardar’s Light Problem
Sardar to his wife: "Agar light nahi hai, toh phanka toh chala do na."
Wife: "Akhir tum Sardar hi ho na, aqal naam ki cheez tum mein nahi. Agar phanka chalega toh moombatti bujh jaayegi!"
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