Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_1

Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_1


 Sardar Funny SMS - Jokes

Policeman in America Stopped a Sardar for Investigation
.
Sardar ko English nahe ati thi tu us nay LEAVE APPLICATION parh kar suna diya
.
Police nay Usay Pagar Samaj kar Chor diya
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Sardar ki bewi ye dekh kar boht Khush hogayi, kahnay Lagi: Wow Sardar Ji Tum tu great Ho
Sardar: O Ye tu kuch bhi nahe, abhi tu mai ne THIRSTY CROW bhi nahe sunaaya
Sardar to his Son: Jaa Puttar 1 glass Paani le kar ana
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Son: Sorry Abbu main Nahe Jaa sakta
2nd Son: Abbu ye tu hai hi Badtameez, Aap khud le ke ajayen
1 Sardar Darakht Pay Ulta latkaa huwa tha
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Dost: Aray Bhai Darakht pay kio esay Latka hay?
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Sardar: Sar Dard ki Tablet khayi hay kahin wo pait main na chali jaaye eslie
Hitler Speech kar raha tha, Tu Josh mai akar Bola:
“Meri dictionary main IMPOSSIBLE lafaz nahi hai”
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Ek Sardar Uth kar Bola: O mama Tu waikh kay Leni Si Na Dictionary..!
(Translation: O mama Tu Dictionary Dekh Ke le lete na)
Sardar Ko Gali main 100 rupay ka Note Mila
Us Ne Note jaldi utha liya
Note kay oper likha tha “EID MUBBARAK”
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Sardar nay idhar udhar daikha owr
Note Jaib main Rakhtay howay bola:
“Jee KHER MUBBARAK”
Sardar Ka hamsaya Mar giya
Sardar ne Un ke ghar Ja kar Pocha: Dead Body agayi hai??
Us waqat hi Ambulanace Dead Body lay ke agai
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Sardar: wah g.. Kitni lambi Umar hay eski.. abhi nam liya owr agaye
A sardar dicided to pain his Room
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Us nay Chat (ceiling) par white Paint Kar dia
Owr sab Diwaaron Par Lekha
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“SAME AS ABOVE”
A Sardar & his Wife had applied in a court for Divorce
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Judge: But how will you divide your 3 kids if you are divorcing
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Sardar: ok Sir ! We will apply the next year
Police: Tumhaari Wife 2 mahenay pehlay ghum hogayi thi to tum ne pahlay Police ko kio nahe btaya??
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Sardar: O Jee..! Pehlay mera Scooter ghum hogia tha, Tu Police ko scooter melnay ke baad Unho nay 15 din
chala kay wapes ki thi 

 Sardar Funny SMS - Jokes

Sardar to his Wife: Agar Light nahe hai To Phanka To chala do na.
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Wife: Akhir Tum Sardar hi ho na, Aqal naam ki cheez tum mai nahi, agar Phanka Chalayengay tu Moom-batti
Buj Jaye Gi