Indulge in hilarious Sardar jokes and funny SMS in Urdu and Hindi. With witty twists, these jokes will keep you laughing all day long! Share them with friends for a good laugh!
💌 Sardar's Love Message Mix-up
Sardar ko baar baar "I love you" ka message aa raha tha.
Friend: "Kher hai? Aaj tu bohot love you wale msgs aah rahe hain!"
Sardar: "Woh jee aaj galti se teri bhabhi ka mobile laaya hoon isliye!"
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👮 Sardar's Investigation Skills
Sardar's wife to inspector: "Mera shohar 1 hafta pehle bazaar aalo lainay gaya tha, magar abhi tak wapas nahi aaya."
Inspector (also a Sardar): "Tu behan, kuch aur pakka lo na!"
#SardarHumor #FunnySMS #InvestigationGoneWrong
🪞 Sardar's Study Strategy
A Sardar student was studying in front of the mirror.
Why?
- Saath saath revision bhi hoti jayegi.
- Apne upar nazar rahegi.
- Group study hogi is tarah!
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #StudyStrategy
👚 Sardar's New Underwear Show-Off
Sardar jee ne nayi chaddi li.
Gaon mein sab ko dhoti utha utha ke dekhaaya ke meri nayi chaddi dekh lo!
Ghar aaya, toh dekha ke chaddi almari mein padi thi.
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #ShowOffGoneWrong
💔 Sardar’s Love Triangle Drama
Sardar came to know about his wife's love affair with someone. He decided to kill himself and also his wife.
He took out a pistol and placed it at his temple when his wife started laughing.
Sardar: "Zyada khush mat ho, agla number tumhara hai!"
#SardarHumor #FunnySMS #LoveTriangle
🦅 Sardar’s Bird Identification Fail
In the practical exam of Biology:
Examiner: "Tell me the name of this bird by looking at its legs."
Sardar Student: "Sorry sir! I can't say its name."
Examiner: "You are fail. Tell me your name!"
Sardar: "Mere legs dekh kar mera naam maloom karain!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #BiologyExam
💪 Sardar’s Brave Battle
Sardar to friend: "Aaj raat main nahi soonga."
Friend: "Lekin kyon?"
Sardar: "Kal khwaab mein ek Pathan se laraai ho gayi thi, woh aaj banday le ke aaraha hai!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #PathanBattle
💍 Sardar's Mirror Experiment
Sardar aankhein band karke aaina (mirror) ke samnay khara ho gaya.
Wife: "Yeh kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar: "Dekh raha hoon ke main sote hue kaisa lagta hoon!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #SardarInTheMirror
🍽️ Sardar’s Party Food Surprise
A Sardar was eating at a party.
He saw tissue paper on the plate and thought it might be another food item.
When he started eating it, the Sardar beside him said: "O jee, yeh na khayein, pikka hai!"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #PartyFoodFail
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