Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_2

Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_2

 Sardar Funny Jokes - Funny SMS

1 Sardar ko baar baar “I love You” ka Message aaraha tha
.
Friend: Kher hay? Aj tu bohut love you wale msgs arahay hien..!!
.
Sardar: wo jee aj galti se tairi bhabhi ka Mobile laaya hoon eslie..!
Sardar’s Wife to Inspector: Maira Shouhar 1 hafta pehlay bazaar aalo Lainay Gia tha magar abhi tak Wapes nahe
aaya.
.
Inspector was also Sarda, He said: Tu behan g kuch owr pakaa lo na..!
A Sardar Student was studying in front of the “Mirror”
.
Why?
.
There 3 reason
1: Saath Saath Revision Bhe hoti Jayegi
2: Apnay opar Nazar Rahe
3: Group Study hogi es tarah
Sardar Jee nay Nayi Chaddi li
.
Gaawon main Sab ko dhoti Utha utha dekhaya ke meri nayi chaddi daik len
Sab Log Dekh kar Muskuratay
.
Ghar aaya Tu Daikha Ke Chaddi Almaari Main Pari Thi
Sardar Came to know about the Love Affair of her wife With someone
.
He dicided to kill himself & also his wife.
.
Us ne Pistol Nikal kar apni Kanpatti Par rakhi Tu uski Bewi Hansnay Lagi
.
Sardar: Zayada Khush Mat ho, agla Number tumhaara hai
In the Practical Exam of the BIOLOGY
.
Examiner: Tell me name of this bird by seeing only its Legs
.
Sardar Student: Sorry Sir ! I can’t Say its name
.
Examiner: You are fail, Tell me Your name
.
Sardar Students: Mairay Legs dekh kar Maira Naam Maloom Karain
1Sardar Kesi Larki Kay Ghar Rishta Maangnay Giya
.
Larki kay Ghar Walo Nay Kaha: Hamaari Bethi tu abhi Parh rahi hay
.
Sardar: koi baat nahe, Main 2 ghantay baad aajawonga
Sardar to Friend: aj rat main nahe sowonga
.
Friend: Lakin kio??
.
Sardar: Kal Khwaab main 1 Pathaan say Laraayi Hogai, wo aaj banday Le Ke aaraha hay 


 Sardar Funny Jokes - Funny SMS

Sardar Aankhien band karkay Aaina (mirror) kay samnay Khara Ho giya
.
Bewi: Ye Kya kar rahay ho??
.
Sardar: Dekh raha honk e main Sotay Howay kaisa lagto hoon
Ek Sardar Kesi Party mai Khana Kha Raha thaa
Plate ke oper ‘Tissue Paper’ Dekh ker socha k shayed Ye bhi ki koi Khany ki cheez hogi
Jab wo Khanay Laga Tu…..
Saath may khara howa Sardar bola: o jee ye na khayain, pikka hai