Check out these side-splitting Sardar jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi. From funny misunderstandings to witty comebacks, these jokes will make you laugh out loud!
🔥 Sardar's Hot Situation
Sardar ke dono kaan jal gaye the.
Doctor: "Sardar jee, aapke kaan kaise jal gaye?"
Sardar: "Main kapre istree kar raha tha, ke achanak call aayi, to main ne jaldi mein mobile ki jagah istree kaan se laga di."
Doctor: "To doosra kaan kaise jal gaya?"
Sardar: "Wo g phir ambulance ko bhi call karni thi!"
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💔 Sardar’s Divorce Reason
Friend: "Sardar jee, aap ne apni wife ko talaq kyun di?"
Sardar: "Yaar, asal mein uska character theek nahi tha, shaadi mujh se ki thi aur bachay Bhagwan se maang rahi thi!"
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🐒 Sardar’s Monkey Dreams
Sardar doctor se keh raha tha:
Sardar: "Doctor sahib, jab bhi main so jata hoon, mere khwaab mein bandar football khelte hain."
Doctor: "Yeh tablet so ne se pehle khaya karo, khwaab mein bandar nahi aayenge."
Sardar: "Acha, kal se khaya karunga, kyunki unka final match hai!"
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🔋 Low Battery Panic
1st Sardar: "Yaar, aaj mujhe ajeeb message aaya aur mobile bhi band ho gaya!"
2nd Sardar: "Yeh kaisa message tha?"
1st Sardar: "Battery low message!"
2nd Sardar: "Wow, yar, send kar de! Doston ko send karke darate hain!"
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☕ Sardar's House Rules
Sardar ka kehna tha:
Sardar: "Ghar mein sard mera hukam maana jaata hai. Jab bhi kahta hoon garam paani laao, to ussi time le aate hain."
Friend: "Garam paani kyon?"
Sardar: "Garam paani se bartan achi tarah dho lete hain!"
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👶 The Mysterious Baby
Sardar ke 8 bachon mein ek alag sa dikhta tha.
Sardar: "Bewi, ab tu bata do, ye bacha kis ka hai?"
Bewi: "Sirf yeh hi aap ke hain!"
Sardar: "Achha, phir to chal, pistol uthake shikar par jaa raha hoon!"
Bewi: "Tu jaa, na! Kesay jaaon, bahar kutta betha hai!"
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🚿 The Water Pipe Situation
Teacher: "Is muhaawaray ko jumlay mein istemaal karo: 'Mun mein paani aana.'"
Sardar Student: "Jaise hi main ne pipe ko mun se laga kar chalu kiya, tum mere mun mein paani aagaya!"
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