Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_4

Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_4

 Sardar Funny SMS

Sardar Ki Beti: Abbu Kal Hamaray Ghar Say 1 Banda Kam Ho jaye ga
.
Dosray din Larki ghar say bhaag gai
.
Sardar: Larki nay Kaam Tu acha Nahi kia… Par thi wo bilkul Najoomi
1 ghar mai boht zyada aag lag gai
Sardar Ne bari Mehnat Se 5 Logon ko zinda us ghar se nikala
Lakin phir bhi usay Jail mai band kar dia gia
.
Kion?
.
Kion ke wo 5 Fire Brigade wale hi banday thay
1 Truck ko dosray Truck say Rassi baandh kar lejaya ja raha tha
.
Ye dekh kar Sardar hans hans ker lot pot horaha tha aur kahnay laga:
Dekho 1 rassi ko le janay ke leye 2, 2, truck ja rahay hain
A Sardar & a Girl were in deep Love
.
Larki: Sardar Ji ap ko meri bilkul parwah nahe hai !!
.
Sardar: Oyee Pagli !! Pyaar karny Waly Kesi ki Parwa Nahe Kartay
Sardar: Ap ki New car ka naam kya hay?
.
Lady: I do not remember it exactly but it starts with “S”
.
Sardar: wow good lakin hamaari gari tu Petro say start hoti hay
Ek Sardar Ghar se bahar aya tu dekha Ke samnay kailay ka chilka Para Tha
.
Sardar: O maire Khudaaya! Aj Phr phisalna paraiga
Friend: Sardar Ji apko garmi lagti hay tu ap kya karty ho?
.
Sardar: AC kay Qareeb Jakar Beth Jata Hoon
.
Friend: Phr bhi agar garmi lag rahi tu phr ap kya kartay ho?
.
Sardar: Phr AC ko ON ker Leta Hoon 



 Sardar Funny SMS

In Foot ball Ground
.
Sardar: Etnay Sary Log Football ko laatain Kio Mar rahy hien?
.
Admi: Goal Karnay ke leye
.
Sardar: Gol hi to hay, owr ketna Gol Karaingay
Pathan: Mai hairaan honk Aisa kya Kiya Jaaye Ke Saanp bhe Mar Jaaye aur Laati bhe Na toot jaaye?
.
Sardar Boht Sochnay ke baad: Jootay Say maar do