🚨 Sardar Ki Beti Ki Shandar Baatein!
Sardar Ki Beti: "Abbu kal hamaray ghar se ek banda kam ho jayega."
Dosray din larki ghar se bhaag gayi.
Sardar: "Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi kiya... par thi wo bilkul Najoomi!" 😆
🔥 Aag Lag Gai, Sardar Ne Kya Kiya?
Ek ghar mein bohot zyada aag lag gayi.
Sardar ne bari mehnat se 5 logon ko zinda us ghar se nikaala
Lekin phir bhi usay jail mein band kar diya gaya.
Kyon?
Kyon ke wo 5 fire brigade walay hi banday thay! 😂
🚚 Sardar Ki Rassi Wali Baatein!
Ek truck ko dosray truck se rassi baandh kar le jaya ja raha tha.
Sardar ne dekha aur hans-hans ke lot pot ho gaya: "Dekho! Rassi ko le jane ke liye 2, 2 trucks ja rahe hain!" 😂
💘 Sardar Aur Larki Ki Pyaar Bhari Baatein!
Larki: "Sardar ji, aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai!"
Sardar: "Oyee pagli! Pyaar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!" 😜
🚗 Nayi Car Ki Naam Pahchane Ki Koshish!
Sardar: "Aapki new car ka naam kya hai?"
Lady: "I do not remember it exactly but it starts with ‘S’."
Sardar: "Wow! Good, lekin hamari gari to petrol se start hoti hai!" 😂
🍌 Sardar Aur Kela – Ek Mazedaar Safar!
Ek Sardar ghar se bahar aaya aur dekha ke samnay kela ka chilka para tha.
Sardar: "O mairay Khudaaya! Aaj phir phisalna paraiga!" 😂
🌡️ Garmi Se Bachne Ka Sardar Ka Tarika!
Friend: "Sardar ji, aapko garmi lagti hai to aap kya karte ho?"
Sardar: "AC ke qareeb jakar baith jata hoon!"
Friend: "Phir bhi agar garmi lag rahi hai to phir kya karte ho?"
Sardar: "Phir AC ko ON kar leta hoon!" 😆
⚽ Football Mein Sardar Ki Mazedaar Soch!
Sardar: "Itne saare log football ko laatain kyun maar rahe hain?"
Admi: "Goal karne ke liye!"
Sardar: "Goal hi to hai, aur kitna goal karenge?" 😂
🐍 Pathan Aur Sardar Ki Jhootay Say Maarne Ki Soch!
Pathan: "Main hairaan hoon ke aisa kya kiya jaye ke saanp bhi mar jaye aur laathi bhi na toot jaye?"
Sardar (bohot sochne ke baad): "Jootay se maar do!" 😂
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