💍 Sardar Ki Shaadi Ki Tareekh!
Sardar apni girlfriend se: "I think hamay es saal February mai shaadi kar hi leni chahiye!"
Girlfriend bohot khush hokar: "WOW, konsi tareekh ko?"
Sardar: "Main 10th February ko shaadi karunga, tum bhi 20th February ko kar lena!" 😆
🚲 Sardar Aur Cycle Ki Dilemma!
Judge: "Tum par cycle chori karne ka ilzaam sabit nahi ho sakta, leheza adalat tumhe ba-izzat bari kar deti hai."
Sardar: "Iska matlab hai ke phir cycle main rakh loon?" 😜
🚌 Sardar Ka Taxi Ka Safar!
Sardar: "Bus terminal jaane ke kitne paise logay?"
Rickshaw Driver: "100 rs!"
Sardar: "Nahi… 30 le lo!"
Rickshaw Driver: "30 mein kaun le ke jayega?"
Sardar: "Tum peechay betho, main le ke jaunga!" 😂
💦 Sardar Aur Leak Ki Taleem!
Sardar 1 barad ka tukda uthaa kar usay bohot dair se neeche upar dekh raha tha.
Friend: "Kya dekh rahe ho?"
Sardar: "Dekh raha hoon ke yeh leak kahan se kar raha hai!" 😁
🐟 Pathan Se Sardar Ki Paheli!
Pathan to Sardar: "5 aise janwaron ke naam batao jo paani mein rehte hon."
Sardar bohot sochne ke baad: "Fish!"
Pathan: "Good, baki 4 bata do."
Sardar: "Fish ke abbu, ammi, bhai aur behen!"
Pathan: "Shabaash, yaar tum tu bohot zaheen ho!" 😂
🍹 Sardar Ka Drink Ka Sawal!
Sardar mehmaan se: "Thanda piyoge ya garam?"
Mehmaan: "Dono le aayen!"
Sardar: "Beguam ek glass freezer se aur ek glass geezer se le aawo!" 😆
🏁 Sardar Aur Race Ki Samajh!
In the ground of Race, Sardar aur Pathan race dekh rahe the.
Sardar: "In sab mein inaam kis ko milega?"
Pathan: "Sab se aage wale ko!"
Sardar: "Toh phir peechay wale kyun bhaag rahe hain?" 😜
👀 Sardar Ki Lady Doctor Se Baat!
Lady Doctor: "Tum roz roz subah clinic ke bahir kharay hoke auraton ko kyun dekhte ho?"
Sardar: "Jee, aap ne bahir likha hai: 'Auraton ko dekhne ka time: 8AM to 10AM!'" 😂
🌴 Sardar Ki Coconut Aur Mango Ki Paheli!
Teacher to Sardar: "Coconut aur Mango ke trees mein kya similarity hai?"
Sardar bohot sochne ke baad: "Duno par amrood nahi lagte!" 😆
💊 Sardar Ka Medicine Ka Experiment!
Sardar bazar se kuch medicines le aaya aur sub bottle ke sides ko katne laga.
Bewi: "Yeh kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar: "Iske side-effects alag kar raha hoon!" 😂
Share these Sardar jokes with your friends for a good laugh! Toh, agar apko yeh jokes ache lagay ho toh zaroor batayein! 😆
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