Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_5

Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_5

 Sardar Funny Jokes

Sardar apni Girlfriend se: I think hamay es saal February mai Shaadi kar hi laini Chahie
Girlfriend boht Khush hokar: WOW konsi tareekh ko?
Sardar: Mai 10th February ko shadi karlonga, Tum bhi 20th February ko kar lena
Judge: Tum pay Cycle chori karnay ka elzaam saabit nahi howa, Lehaza adalat tumhay ba-izzat bari kar deti hai.
Sardar: Is ka matlab hai ke phir cycle mai rakh lon
Sardar: Bus Terminal Jaany ke kitnay Paisay logay??
Rekhsa Driver: 100 rs
Sardar: Nahi… 30 le lo
Rekhsa Driver: 30 mai kon le ke jayega??
Sardar: Tum peche betho mai le ke jawonga
Sarda 1 Barad ka tukra uthaa kar usay boht dair se neche oper daikh raha tha
Friend: Kia daikh rahay ho??
Sardar: Daikh raha hon ke Ye LEAK kahan say kar raha hay
Pathan to Sardar: 5 aisay janwaron ke naam batao jo Paani mai rahte hon
Sardar boht sochnay ke baad: Fish
Pathan: Good baki 4 bata do
Sardar: Fish ke abbu, ammi, bhai owr behn
Pathan: Shabaash Yar tum tu boht Zaheen hai
Sardar Mehmaan Se: Thanda Piyo gay ya garam
Mehmaan: Duno le ayien
Sardar: Beguam ek glass freezer se owr ek glass geezer se le awo
In the ground of Race sardar and pathan was watching the race
Sardar: In sab mai Inaam Kis ko Melega??
Pathan: Sab say aagay waly ko
Sardar: Tu phr Peche waly kion bhaag rahy hien
Lady Doctor: Tum roz roz subh clinic kay bahir kharay ho ke owratoon ko kion dekhtay ho??
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Sardar: Jee ap nay bahir lekha hai “Owratoon ko dekhny ka Time: 8AM to 10 AM”
Teacher to Sardar: Coconut owr Mango ke Trees mayi kya Similarity hay?
Sardar Boht Sochnay ke Baad: Duno par AMROOD nahi lagty 

Sardar Funny Jokes

Sardar Bazar se kuch medicines le aya
Owr sub bottle ke sides ko katnay laga
Bewi: Ye kya kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Eske side-effects alaga kar raha hon