Enjoy these funny Sardar jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi. From witty remarks to hilarious situations, these jokes will make you laugh out loud!
😂 The Sardar’s Brother Confusion
Sardar ek baat soch-soch kar sari zindagi udaas raha tha.
Sardar: "Meri behan ke 3 bhai hain, tu mere 2 bhai kyon hain?"
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💵 The Plastic Surgery Saga
Ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 1 lakh rupay diye thay, ab wo salay ko pehchaan nahi sakta.
Kisi ne poocha: "Kion tension mein ho?"
Sardar: "Yaar, ab pehchaan nahi sakta usay!"
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💼 The Job Interview Mix-up
Interview lene wala: "Where are you born?"
Sardar: "In Punjab."
Interview lene wala: "Which part?"
Sardar: "Kya matlab, which part? Poora body Punjab mein paida hui!"
#SardarHumor #JobInterview #SardarSMS
💰 The Lottery Mishap
Sardar ne 20 rupay ka ticket liya tha, aur lottery mein 20 lakh ka inaam nikla.
Sardar (gusse mein): "Mujhe bacha samjha hai! Ya to pura 20 lakh do, ya mera 20 rupay wapas karo!"
#SardarJokes #LotteryHumor #FunnySMS
🚖 The Rickshaw Drama
Sardar aur uski bewi riksha mein kahin ja rahe thay. Rikshar driver ne mirror adjust kar ke Sardar ki bewi ko dekhnay laga.
Sardar (gusse mein): "Oh, tum meri bewi ko dekh rahe ho? Tum peechay baith jao, main khud riksha chalaunga!"
#SardarHumor #RickshawJokes #SardarSMS
📚 The Boring Book Story
Sardar went to the librarian in a library and said:
Sardar: "Yeh book maine ek hafta pehle li thi, lekin yeh bohot boring thi. Ismein log bohot zyada hain, lekin koi khaas kahani nahi!"
Librarian: "Sorry Sir, aap galti se hamara phone book le gaye thay!"
#SardarJokes #LibraryHumor #FunnySMS
👻 The Bhoot Situation
Man: "Sardar ji agar apki wife koi ‘bhoot’ utha ke le jaye, to ap kya karenge?"
Sardar: "Maine kya karna hai, galti bhoot ki hogi, tu wo khud hi bhugatne jayegi!"
#SardarJokes #BhootHumor #FunnySMS
🎧 The Pilot Mix-Up
Ek Sardar pilot se headphone cheen raha tha.
Pilot: "Bewaqoof, yeh kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar: "Ticket humne bhi li hai, aur music tum akelay sun rahe ho?"
#SardarJokes #PilotHumor #SardarSMS
💦 The Boiling Water Concern
Doctor: "Apne bachay ko pani dene se pehle ubaal liya karen."
Sardar: "Magar doctor sahib, ubaalnay se bacha mar to nahi jayega na?"
#SardarJokes #DoctorHumor #FunnySMS
📱 The Phone Conversation
Sardar to Doctor: "Mere sath ek masla hai."
Doctor: "Kya masla?"
Sardar: "Baat karte waqt admi dekhayi nahi deta."
Doctor: "Aisa kab hota hai?"
Sardar: "Jab bhi phone par baat karta hoon!"
#SardarHumor #PhoneJokes #FunnySMS
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