Enjoy the funniest Sardar jokes and SMS in Urdu and Hindi. From witty one-liners to hilarious situations, these jokes will leave you in splits!
🤣 The Blank Message Fiasco
1 Sardar ko blank message aaya tu us ne ussi number par call kiya, aur bola:
Sardar: "Wo g ap ko maloom hai ke apke mobile ki INK khatam ho gayi hai?"
#SardarJokes #FunnySMS #IncredibleHumor
🎤 The Radio Mishap
Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya, us ne khol kar dekha to andar 1 mara huwa chooha para tha.
Sardar: "Lo jee, radio kaisay chalega! Yeh to singer hai, mara para hai!"
#SardarHumor #FunnyRadio #SardarJokes
🍵 The Tea Confusion
Air hostess to Sardar:
Air Hostess: "Sir! Ap kya laina pasand karengay?"
Sardar: "Mairay liye TAWEEZ wali chai (tea) lawo."
Air hostess hairaan ho gayi, phir usay yaad aya aur kaha:
Air Hostess: "Acha sir, you mean TEA BAG wali tea?"
#SardarLatefay #FunnyTea #ComedySMS
🌊 The Flood Panic
Ek banda bhaagta huwa aya aur Sardar se bola:
Banda: "Sardar Jee, jaldi jao, ap ke ghar mein saailaab ka pani aa gaya."
Sardar: "Oye mazaak na kar, ghar ki chaabi tu mairay paas hai!"
#SardarJokes #FunnyFlood #ComedyTime
🚉 The Train Station Question
Train kisi station par ruki, tu 1 admi ne sath baithay Sardar se poocha:
Admi: "Bhai, ye konsa station hai?"
Sardar ne bahir dekha aur bola:
Sardar: "Lagta tu railway station hi hai."
#SardarComedy #TrainHumor #FunnyJokes
🍷 The Drunk Sardar
1 Sardar haath mein sharab ki bottle leke ro raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha: "Kyun ro rahe ho?"
Sardar: "Jis larki ko bhulane ke liye sharab pee thi, uska naam yaad nahi aa raha."
#SardarFunny #DrunkJokes #LaughOutLoud
👨👩👧👦 The Family Setting
Sardar Kid: "Papa, apki shaadi howi hai?"
Father: "Han howi hai."
Sardar Kid: "Kis se howi hai?"
Father: "Bewaqoof, teri ammi se."
Sardar Kid: "Wow, Papa jee, ghar mein hi setting kar li hai!"
#SardarJokes #FunnyFamily #UrduHumor
🏍️ The Speedy Bike Ride
Wife: "Bike itni taiz na chalawo, mujhay dar lag raha hai."
Sardar: "Oh kuch nahi hota, tujhay bhe dar lag raha hai to tum bhi meri tarah aankhein band kar lo!"
#SardarJokes #BikeHumor #FunnyWifeHusbandJokes
🪂 The Parachute Sales Pitch
A Sardar was selling parachutes.
He was shouting:
Sardar: "Plane se koodnay ke liye bas parachute ka button dabayein aur zameen par safely land karein."
Customer: "Lekin agar parachute khula nahi to?"
Sardar: "Phir wapis le aana, hum change kar dengay."
#SardarHumor #ParachuteJokes #SardarLatefay
🎉 The Baby After 25 Years
Sardar ke ghar shaadi ke 25 saal baad bacha huwa.
Kisi ne poocha: "Sardar Jee, ab kyon udaas ho?"
Sardar: "25 saal baad bacha huwa aur wo bhi chota sa!"
#SardarJokes #LateBaby #FunnySituations
#SardarHumor #FunnySMS #UrduComedy
Share these Sardar jokes with your friends and family for a dose of laughter!
Related Keywords:
- Sardar Jokes
- Funny SMS Urdu Hindi
- Hilarious Sardar Stories
- Sardarji Humor
- Laugh Out Loud Jokes
- Urdu Comedy
- Sardar Funny Moments
- Sardar Lateefay
- Funny SMS in Urdu
- Hindi Jokes
No comments:
Post a Comment