Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_7

Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_7

Sardar Latefay Mazahiya

1 Sardar ko Blank msg aaya tu us nay ussi number par call ki
Owr bola:
Wo g ap ko malom hay ke apke mobile ki INK khatam hogai hai
Sardar ka Radio kharab hogia
Us nay khol k dekha tu andar 1 mara huwa chooha para tha
Sardar ye dekh kar bola: Lo jee Radio kaisay chalega !! Yai to singer he mara para hai
Air Hostess to Sardar: Sir! Ap kya laina Pasand karengay??
Sardar: Maire lie TAWEEZ wali chaye (tea) lawo
Air Hostess hairaan hogai, Phir usay yad aya owr kaha: Acha Sir You mean TEA BAG wali tea
Ek banda bhaagta huwa aya
Owr sardar se bola: Sardar Jee Jaldi Jawo, ap ke ghar mai Sailaab Ka Paani aagia
Sardar: oyee mazaak na kar… ghar ki chaabi tu mairay pas hai
Train kesi station par Ruki Tu 1 admi nay sath baithay howe Sardar se Pocha:
Bhai ye konsa station hai??
Sardar nay Bahir Daikha owr bola:
Lagta tu railway Station hi hai
1 Sardar haath Mai sharab ki bottle leye ro raha tha
Kesi ne Pocha: Kion ro rahay ho??
Sardar: Jes Larki ko Bhulanay ke lie sharab pee thi, Us ka Naam Yad nahe araha
A Sardar Kid: Papa Apki shaadi Howi hai
Father: Han howi hai
Sardar Kid: Kis say howi hai?
Father: Bewaqud tairi Ammi Se
Sardar Kid: Wow Papa jee Ghar mai hi setting Kar li hai
Bewi: Bike itni taiz na chalawo, Mujhay dar lag raha hai
Sardar: Oh kuch nahi hota, tujhay bhe dar lag raha hai tu tum bhi mairi tarah ankhain band kar lo
A Sardar was selling Parachute (Parashoot).

He was shouting:
“Plane Se koodnay ke lie just Parchute (parashoot) ka button dabayain owr zameen par Safely land karain..”
Costumer: Lakin agar Parachute Khula Nahi tu??
Sardar: Phir Wapis Le ana Hum Change kar dengay 
 Sardar Latefay Mazahiya

1 Sardar ke ghar Shaadi ke 25 saal baad bacha huwa
Lakin Sardar Phir bhi Udaas tha
Kesi Ne Pocha: Sardar Jee Ab kion Udaas ho
Sardar: 25 saal baad bacha huwa owr wo bhe chota sa