😂 Sardar Aur Uski Blue Tooth Ki Kahani!
Sardar: "Yaar tum ne teeth par blue ink kyon lagayi hui hai?"
Sardar: "Oyee Pagal! Ajkal blue tooth ka zamaana hai na, isliye!" 😆
💥 Sardar Ki Shikayat Aur Pathan Ki Madad!
Sardar: "Kal mujhay 8 aadmiyon ne bohat mara!"
Pathan: "Tu unko kehta, ek aadmi ajaye aur phir tu unko bohat marta!"
Sardar: "Haan! Maine kaha, agar himmat hai to akele akele ajawo!"
Pathan: "Phir?"
Sardar: "Phir unhone bari bari bohat mara!" 😁
☕ Sardar Ki Bewi Ka Naya Mehmaan!
Sardar Ki Bewi (sharmate hue): "Sardar jee, hamare ghar ek nanna mehmaan aanay wala hai!"
Sardar: "Acha, phir main jaldi se chai aur fruit ka intezam kar lo!" 😜
💻 Sardar Ka Office Mein Din!
Sardar ko ek nayi job mil gayi. Pehle din office mein computer par kaam karte hue shaam tak kaam kiya.
BOSS: "Sardar jee, aap shaam tak kya kaam karte rahe?"
Sardar: "Sir! Keyboard ke alphabets theek order mein nahi the, aaj maine unko sahi tarike se arrange kar liya!" 😂
🇬🇧 Sardar Ki England Ki Yaad!
Sardar England ka visit karke ghar wapas aaya.
Sardar: "Kya mai foreigner lagta hoon?"
Bewi: "Nahi... Kyun?"
Sardar: "Lekin England mein ek khatoon ne mujh se poocha: 'Are you foreigner?'" 😆
🎥 Filmi Life Aur Asli Life Mein Fark!
Friend: "Filmi life aur asli life mein kya farq hai?"
Sardar: "Film mein boht mushkilon ke baad shaadi hoti hai... Lakin asli life mein shaadi ke baad boht mushkilat hoti hain!" 😄
🚬 Sardar Aur Uska Baap!
Sardar: "Ek din main apne baap ke samne cigarette pee raha tha!"
Friend: "Oyee, Abbu ke samne cigarette pee raha hai?"
Sardar: "Abba hi hai na? Petrol pump to nahi!" 😂
🏢 Sardar Aur Bewaqoof Banaya!
Ek lady building ke 10th floor se cheekhti hui boli: "Sardar jee, please madad karo!"
Sardar jee stairs mein daudtay hue 10th floor par pohanch gaye, magar wahan kuch bhi nahi tha. Darwazay par likha tha: "Bewaquf banaya na!"
Sardar jee ko gussa aa gaya, neeche likh diya: "Main yahan aaya hi nahi tha!" 😜
💔 Sardar Ki Bewi Ke Maut Ki Kahaani!
Sardar: "Oyy yar boht dukh hua apki bewi ke maut ka sun kar... waise kya hua tha?"
Friend: "Mathe par goli lagi thi!"
Sardar: "Ow shukar hai ke aankh bach gayi!" 😂
🦜 Sardar Aur Uska Parrot!
Sardar apne shoulder par parrot betha kar ja raha tha.
Rastay mein kisi ne poocha: "Yeh janwar kahan se laaye ho?"
Parrot: "Punjab se!" 😄
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