Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_8

Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS - Urdu Hindi Part_8

 Sardar New Jokes and SMS - Urdu / Hindi

Sardar: Yar tum nay teeth par blue Ink kion lagayi howi hai?
Sardar: Oyee Pagal..!! Aj kal Blue tooth ka zamana hay na eslie
Sadar: Kal Mujhay 8 aadmiyon ne boht mara
Pathan: Tu tum un ko kahtay ke 1 admi ajaye owr phr tum unko boht marty
Sardar: Han.! Mai ne kaha ke agar hemmat hai tu akele akele ajawo
Pathan: Phir??
Sardar: Phir Unho nay bari bari boht mara
Sardar ki Bewi (sharmaty howe): Sardar Jee ! Hamary Ghar 1 Nanna Mehmaan Anay wala hai
.
Sardar: oh acha phr mai jaldi se mehman ke lie chai owr fruit ka intezam kar lon
Sardar ko ek new Job mel gai. He worked in office on computer till late evening on the first day.
.
Sardar ki mehnat dekh kar uska BOSS boht khush howa owr pocha: Sardar Jee ap shaam tak kia kam kartay
rahay?
.
Sardar: Sir ! the alphabets of KEYBOARD were not in correct Order, Today I arranged it in order
Sardar England Visit ke baad ghar wapis aya tu Bewi Se pocha: Kia mai Foreigner lagta hon??
Bewi: Nahi.. Kion??
Sardar: Lakin England mai tu ek khatoon ne Muj se Pocha: Are you Foreigner??
Friend: Filmi life owr Asli life mai kia farq hay??
Sardar: Film mai boht mushkilon ke baad shaadi hoti hay… Lakin Asli Life mai Shaadi ke baad boht
mushkelien hoti hain..
1 Sardar apnay baap ke samnay cigarette pee raha tha
.
Friend: oyee Abbu ke samnay cigarette pee raha hai??
.
Sardar: Abba hi hai na? Petrol Pump tu nahe
A lady shouted from 10th Floor of a building: Sardar Jee Please help me
.
Sardar Jee Stairs mai dowartay dowartay 10th floor par pohunch gia magar waha kuch bhi nahi tha, Darwazay
par likha tha: “Bewaquf Banaya Na ”
Sardar Jee ko bohut gussa aya, nechay likh dia: “Mai yahan aya hi nahi tha”
Sardar: ohh yar boht dukh howa apki Bewi ke mout ka sun kar… waise kia howa tha?
Friend: matthay par goli lagi thi
Sardar: ow shukar hai ke aankh bach gayi


 Sardar New Jokes and SMS - Urdu / Hindi

1 Sardar apnay should par Parrot betha kar ja raha tha
.
Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Yai Janwar Kahan Say laaye Ho??”
.
Parrot fouran bola: Punjab say