Laugh out loud with these hilarious Urdu and Hindi student jokes capturing funny classroom moments, family interactions, and exam-related humor. Perfect for your daily dose of laughter!
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😂 The “Uniform” Joke
Ek bacha ghar se maar kha kar gusse mein school ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek Uncle ne poocha:
Uncle: "Baita, phiray ho?"
Bacha: "Nahi… Uniform pehan kar mujra karne jaa raha hoon!"
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🎓 The 1st Division Surprise
Son to Father: "Dad, apko pata chale ke mai 1st division pass lekar howa hoon, tu ap ko kaisa lage ga?"
Father: "Yeh sun kar mai tu khushi se pagal ho jaaonga."
Son (very humbly): "Bas, esse dar se mai FAIL hogaya." 😂
📝 Exam Results Comparison
Father: "Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo, wo exam mein FIRST ayi hai, aur tum…!!"
Son: "Usi ko tu dekh raha tha, tabhi to 'SUPPLY' aayi hai." 😂
📚 The Paper Marks Dilemma
Father: "Beta, paper mein 90% marks laane hain."
Son: "Oh Dad! Don’t worry, mai 100% lunga."
Father: "Stupid… mairay saath mazaak karta hai."
Son: "Dad, pehlay mazaak kis ne shuru kiya?" 😂
🦅 The Practical Exam Mishap
In the biology practical, the examiner asked:
Examiner: "Tell me the name of this bird by seeing only its legs."
Student: "Sorry! I can't say its name."
Examiner: "Duffer! You are FAIL. Tell me, what is your name?"
Student: "Sir, see my legs and tell my name." 😂
🏫 The School Dropout Question
Teacher to a student: "Tum class ke sab se nekkammy student kyo ho?"
Student (very humbly): "Kyon ke jo larka mujh se zyada nekkamma tha, wo school chor gaya." 😂
🕒 The Late-Night Study Excuse
Father: "Beta, raat ko kis waqt soye thay?"
Son: "Mai raat ko 3 baje tak parh raha tha."
Father: "Lekin 12 baje to bijli chali gayi thi!"
Son: "Main parhnay mein itna magan tha ke bijli jane ka pata hi nahi chala mujhe." 😂
🎂 The Birthday Confusion
Sardar 6 months baad apne bachay ka birthday mana raha tha.
Logon ne poocha: "Sardar Jee! Birthday to 1 saal baad manaya jata hai, lekin ap tu 6 mahine baad kyo mana rahe ho?"
Sardar: "O ji… Hamarey yahan 'Semester System' hai." 😂
💸 The Exam Reward Drama
Father: "Kya?"
Son: "Apko yaad hai na, ap ne kaha tha ke agar mai exam mein pass howa to ap mujhe 6000 rupay denge?"
Father: "Haan."
Son: "Aapke 6000 bach gaye." 😂
⚡ The Electricity Joke
Teacher: "Bijli kahan se aati hai?"
Student: "Mere mamo ke ghar se."
Teacher: "Wo kaise?"
Student: "Kyunke jab bhi light jaati hai, mere abbu kehte hain 'Saalon ne phir bijli band kar di.'" 😂
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