Explore these hilarious Urdu and Hindi student jokes that capture funny classroom moments, exam tension, and quirky student behavior. These jokes will definitely make you laugh!
🎓 Classic Student Answer
Question: "Wo konsi aik baat hai jo students hazaaron saal pehlay bhi kehtay thay, aj bhi kehtay hain, aur qayamat tak kehtay rahenge?"
Answer: "Bass yaar, kal se parhai shuru karoon ga..." 😂
💡 The Hidden Items Warning
Students in the class were warned to hide everything at home because:
"Result aane mein sirf 1 din baqi hai."
Hide the:
- Wipers
- Jharu (Broom)
- Chappal (Slippers)
- Bat (Stick)
- Belts
- Wires & Pipes*
— Just to be safe! 😂
👩🎓 University Larkiyan: A Quirky Observation
Question: "University mein sari larkiyon ke kitne naam hotay hain?"
Answer: "Sirf 4!"
- Mairi waali
- Tairi waali
- Mairi bhaabhi
- Tairi bhaabhi* 😂
😇 Height of Student HONESTY
Sitting in the examination hall,
Opening a chit,
Memorising the answer,
And then writing the paper without even looking at the chit!
That's pure honesty! 😂
🚰 Sardar's Unique Answer
Teacher: "Es Mohawray ko jumlay mein istamal karo: 'Mun may pani aana.'"
Sardar Student: "Jaisay hi maine nal ko mun laga kar chalu kiya, mere mun mein pani aa gaya!" 😂
🚗 University Gate Signboard
Students in university were asked to write a "Sign-Board" for traffic at the university gate.
Students wrote:
"Drive very carefully, do not kill the students, yes, wait for the teachers..." 😂
💍 The Warning at Wedding Time
Teacher: "Shaadi ke waqt dulha ko ghoday (horse) par kyun bithaaya jaata hai?"
Student: "Last warning di jaati hai ke abhi bhi waqt hai, bhaag jao..." 😂
🕒 Why was the Student Late?
Teacher: "Tum late kyon aaye ho?"
Student: "Sir, Abbu Ammi lar rahe thay, is liye late ho gaya."
Teacher: "Abbu Ammi lar rahe thay to tum kyon late aaye?"
Student: "Mera ek joota Ammi ke paas tha aur doosra Abbu ke paas!" 😂
🎶 Students Exam Song
"Kyon paper paper karti hai,
Kyon result se tu darti hai,
Ek baar mujhe batla de tu,
Tu cheating kyon nahi karti hai?"
"Kya hota hai paper mein,
Paper ke laga doon dhair mein,
Main separation kar doon papers ki,
Jo tu ho jaye meri!" 😂
🌙 Student’s View on Moon vs. Sun
Teacher: "Which one is more important for us, the Moon or the Sun?"
Student: "Sir, of course, the Moon!"
Teacher: "Why?"
Student: "See, the Moon gives us light at night when we really need it, but the Sun gives us light in the day when we don’t need it... Simple!" 😂
Keep laughing and share these hilarious moments with your friends! 😜
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