Father:: Baita result ka kia bana?
Son:: Dad Ek Good News hai our Ek Bad News Bhi
Father:: Good News Pahlay batawoo
Son: May pass hogiya hon
Father: Excellent !! ab Bad News bhi bata do
Son: Wo yai ke Good News galat hay.
Sometime It is even better to bunk off the class & enjoy with our friends.
Because today now when I look back to my life,
My marks never make me laugh, BUT, these memories do make me laugh..!
Ques: There is only one book which is favourite of every student, what is its name?
Answer: “FACEBOOK”
A philosophical statement by a Student:.
"Whenever I loving my books
My bed start loving me"
In a test the student left a page blank.
And wrote at bottom of page
.
Purely Dedicated To My Memory Power
Which right at this moment Passed away
1 bacha khait say aalu nikalnay mai Dada ki help kar raha thaa.
boht thak giya tu bola:
"ap ne yai sab akhir zameen may dabaye he kio thay?"
***Law of the Conservation of the Knowledge***.
"No matter how lengthy the Lecture is, But knowledge before & after the Lecture remains Same”
Ek larki class mai gana gaa rahi thi
"..Zara TOUCH ME zara zara touch me.."
.
1 larka utha our larki ko choo kar bola
"Himmat hai tu agay gaa kar dikhao…
Jokes SMS
Study Skills
Skills of effective study Making study-notes Perseverance in study How to concentrate
Developing interest in study Group Discussion - Importance Where to study? When to study? Start
your study now
Exam Preparation
Making preparation for exam Preparation according to exam-format Test Taking Strategies How to
relieve Exam stress? How to take Computer-based Exam Making study-notes for exam? Why do
students get less marks?
Time Management
Managing your time Making a study schedule Making a study time-table Perseverance in study
When to study
Enhancing Brain Power
How to sharpen your brain? How to concentrate on study? How to improve memory power?
Parents' Role in Child's Education
Parents’ Role in Child’s Education
English Basics
Grammar Basics
Articles Sentence Subject, Predicate & Object Kinds of Sentence (Function-wise) Kinds of
Sentence (Structure-wise) Phrase & Clause – Comparison Phrase Clause
High Frequency Words
High Frequency words - English
Parts of Speech
Noun Verb Adjective Adverb Pronoun Preposition Conjunction Interjection
English Tenses
English Tense – Meaning Present Simple Tense Present Continuous Tense Present Perfect Tense
Present Perfect Continuous Tense Past Simple Tense Past Continuous Tense Past Perfect Tense
Past Perfect Continuous Tense Future Simple Tense Future Continuous Tense Future Perfect Tense
Future Perfect Continuous Tense
Active and Passive Voice
Active & Passive Voice – Meaning Passive Voice for Tenses Passive Voice for Modals Rules for
Imperative Sentences Sentences which can’t be changed
Direct & Indirect Narration
Direct & Indirect Narration – Meaning Indirect Speech for Tenses Rules for Interrogative Sentences
Indirect Speech for Modals Rules for Exclamatory & Imperatives Rules for change in Pronoun &
Time
Test Preparation
Preparation Guide for Tests
IELTS Exam Preparation Guide
CSS Exam, Pakistan
NTS Test (NAT-I, II & GAT)
ISSB Test
GRE General Test
MCAT - Medical College Aptitude Test
Students Funny SMS
Question: Hamay 3 Idiots Film se kya Sabaq milta hay?
Answer: Engineering parh kar bhi
Medical ki bachiyan patayi ja sakti hain
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