Students Jokes - Funny SMS In Urdu Hindi Part_6

Students Jokes - Funny SMS In Urdu Hindi Part_6
 Student Jokes and SMS - Hindi

Question: Wo konsi aik bat hay Jo students Hazaron Sal pahlay bhi kahtay thay. Aj bhi kahtay hien. Owr
Qayamat tak Kahtay rahaingay??
Answer: Bass Yarrr Kal say Parhayi Shuro Karongaaa…
Sardar 6 months baad apne bachay ka birthday mana raha tha
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Jee ! Birthday tu 1 saal baad manaya jata hai.. lakin ap tu 6 mahenay baad kio mana
rahay hain??
Sardar: O ji… Hamary haan ‘Semester System’ hay.
A student is sleeping in the class,
.
Teacher asked him: Tell me Who invented Steam Engine?
.
Student suddenly got up and said: What Sir????
.
Teacher: Yes Exactly ! Correct.. It is James Watt
.
Moral: Sleep Increases General Knowledge
Agar Question-Paper mushkil lagay
Ya sama nai aye tu….
Ek gehri saans lain owr zor sai chilayen:
“Kameeeno Fail hi karna hota hai Tu exam lainay kio laitay ho?”
Teacher: Have you written this poem yourself?
Student: Yes, Sir..!
Teacher: Nice to see you Mr. William Shakespeare!
Father: Sath walon ki Larki ko daikh lo, wo Exam may FIRST ayi hay, owr tum..!!
Son: Usi ko tu daiktha tha, tabhi u ‘SUPPLY’ aayi hay.
Kid: Dad! Can you write in dark?
Father: Yes, I can write in dark.
Kid: Please, sign my ‘Result Card’ in dark.
Son: Dad! Why you put your thumb-impression on my result-card rather than signing it?
Dad: I just don’t want to surprise your teacher that anyone having marks likes yours can have a father who can
write or read and is able to sign a document.
Teacher To Students:
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmon (essay) lekho



 Student Jokes and SMS - Hindi

Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar Pocha:
"Sir ganjy ko English may kia kahtay hain?"
Baap: Baita koi baat nahi, Tumhari qismat may Fail hona hi lekha tha
Baita: Jee Papa! Ye tu acha huwa may nay poora saal parha nahi, warna saari mehnat zaya hoti.