Check out these funny Urdu and Hindi student jokes that capture the hilarious moments in classrooms! From funny exams to witty teacher-student interactions, these jokes will make you laugh hard.
🎓 Question Students Keep Saying
Question: "Wo konsi aik baat hai jo students hazaaron saal pehlay bhi kehtay thay, aj bhi kehtay hain, aur qayamat tak kehtay rahenge?"
Answer: "Bass yaar, kal se parhai shuru karoon ga..." 😂
🎂 Sardar's Birthday Confusion
Sardar (6 months baad apne bachay ka birthday mana raha tha):
Logon ne poocha: "Sardar jee, birthday tu ek saal baad mana jata hai, lekin aap to 6 mahine baad kyun mana rahe hain?"
Sardar: "O ji, hamare yahan 'Semester System' hai." 😂
😴 Sleep = General Knowledge
Ek student class mein so raha tha.
Teacher asked: "Who invented the steam engine?"
Student suddenly got up and said:
"What, Sir??"
Teacher: "Yes, exactly! Correct! It was James Watt."
Moral: "Sleep increases general knowledge!" 😂
📚 Tough Question Paper Blues
If the question paper looks tough or you can't complete it...
Take a deep breath and shout loudly:
"Kameeeno, fail hi karna hota hai, tu exam dene kyun aate ho?" 😂
📜 William Shakespeare Moment
Teacher: "Have you written this poem yourself?"
Student: "Yes, Sir!"
Teacher: "Nice to see you, Mr. William Shakespeare!" 😂
👀 The Result Card Conversation
Father: "Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo, wo exam mein first aayi hai, aur tum..."
Son: "Usi ko to dekhta tha, tabhi uski 'SUPPLY' aayi hai." 😂
🖊️ Dad's Dark Humor
Kid: "Dad! Can you write in the dark?"
Father: "Yes, I can write in the dark."
Kid: "Please, sign my result card in the dark." 😂
👍 The Thumb-Impression Story
Son: "Dad, why did you put your thumb-impression on my result card instead of signing it?"
Dad: "I just don’t want to surprise your teacher that anyone with marks like yours can have a father who can read, write, and sign a document!" 😂
🖋️ "MY BEST TEACHER" Essay Assignment
Teacher to Students: "Write an essay on 'MY BEST TEACHER'."
One student asked:
“Sir, can I write about my dad?" 😄
👦 Student's 'Ganja' Moment
Thori dair baad ek student uth kar poocha:
"Sir, ganjay ko English mein kya kehte hain?"
Baap: "Baita, koi baat nahi, tumhari kismat mein fail hona hi likha tha."
Baita: "Jee Papa! Ye tu acha hua, maine poora saal parha nahi, warna saari mehnat zaya hoti." 😂
Keep laughing, and don’t forget to share these hilarious student moments with your friends! 😜
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