Students Jokes - Funny SMS In Urdu Hindi Part_7

Students Jokes - Funny SMS In Urdu Hindi Part_7


 Students Best Jokes


Peak of kid innocence:
Kid to teacher (on phone): Madam! My son is 

very ill and cannot come to school today.
Madam: Okay! Who are you?
Kid: My Papa speaking !!!
1 student dosray se:
Yarr aaj koi esa kaam kartay jo pahlay kabhi 

nahe kiya ho
.
2nd Student: Tekh hai, phir thori si parhaayi 

kar laitay hain
“Thousand words of examiner in the hall do not 

hurt but the silence of a friend in the hall 

makes you cry”
“William Cheater”
Miss: Aj tum itne late kio aye ho?? Class tu 7 

bajay Shuro hoti hai. Itna late kio kiya?
Kid: Miss aap meri itni fikar na kiya Karen… 

Log shak kartay hien.
Father: Why you got such a less marks in the 

paper of ‘History’?
Son: Indeed, it’s not my fault. All the 

question were about things that had occurred 

long before my birth.
Na waqat hay itna kay sullabus poora kiya jaye
Na tarkeeb hay koyi kay Exam pass kiya jaye
Na Jany Konsaa dard diya hay es parhaayi nay
Na soya jaye, owr na roya jaye
Teacher to kid: Drawing wali copy may ek train 

bana lo, may 5 mint may ati hoon.
10 mins baad..
Teacher: Han train dekhawo ab
Kid: Madam ap ne late kar dia. Train 5 mins 

pahle hi chali gayiii..
‘Peak of student HOPE’
While sitting in the Exam Hall
Holding the paper in hands
And saying to yourself:
Don’t worry! The exam may be postponed.
Student ki Poetry
"Hum nay suna tha ke zindagi emtehan laiti hai"
.
"Yahan tu emtehanon nay meri zindagi lay li 

hai" 

 Students Best Jokes

Father: Afsos! Tum Islamyat ke paper may fail 

hogaye….
Son: Kya karta…. Saray sawalat ‘sood’ par thay 

owr ‘sood’ haram hay.