😂 Dada aur Potay ki Mazahiya Gupshup!
Dada: "Tumhare teacher aa rahey hain, tum kahin chhup jao!"
Pota: "Pehley aap chup jayen, maine aapki maut ka bahana bana kar 1 hafta ki chhutti li hai!" 😆
💉 Doctor aur Sardar ka Sawal!
Doctor: "Bachay ko pani denay se pehlay ubaal liya karain!"
Sardar: "Wo tu theek hai lekin ubaalnay se bacha mar to nahi jayega??" 😂
💍 Newly Married Couple ka Mazahiya Lamha!
Sardarni: "Hamari shaadi ko 24 ghante ho chukay hain!"
Sardar: "Aur aisa lagta hai jaisay kal ki baat ho!" 😁
🙇♀️ Baba aur Larki ki Mazahiya Dua!
Larki: "Baba jee, mere liye dua karein ke meri shaadi kisi samajhdaar aadmi se ho jaye!"
Baba jee: "Ghar chali ja beti, samajhdaar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karta!" 😜
🎓 Sardar Aur Uska Beta!
Sardar: "Son, 'Mother Tongue' wale khanay mein kya likhun?"
Beta: "Very Long!" 😆
🌹 Dada Aur Daadi Ki Jawani Ki Yaad!
Dada o Daadi apni jawani ke din yaad kar rahey thay...
Dada ne socha ke phir se darya kinare milain. Dada subah jaldi uth kar darya ke kinare pohanch gaya, lekin Daadi nahi aayi!
Dada ghusse mein ghar aaya aur bola: "Tum aayi kyon nahi?"
Daadi sharmate hue boli: "Ammi ne jane nahi diya!" 🤣
👨⚖️ Pathan Aur Judge Ki Mazahiya Gupshup!
Judge: "Aapko sharm aani chahiye, yeh 4th baar hai ke aap court aaye hain!"
Pathan: "Judge sahab, aap bhi to roz court aate hain!" 😂
🦟 Machar Aur Nokar Ki Mazahiya Baat!
Maalik: "Abhi tak tujh se machhar nahi maray gaye? Mere kaano mein gunguna rahe hain!"
Nokar: "Sahab, maine to saare machhar mar diye hain, ye to unki bewiyan hain jo bewa ho kar ab ro rahi hain!" 😜
📞 Hindi Joke - Beti aur Papa ka Mazahiya Sawal!
Father: "Beti kya hua? Tum to phone par 5, 5 ghante baat karti thi, aaj sirf 1 ghanta baat ki?"
Daughter: "Papa, ye wrong number mil gaya tha!" 😂
🎉 Conclusion:
These hilarious jokes are perfect for a quick laugh and sharing with friends and family. Whether it's a funny husband-wife moment or a cheeky Pathan, these jokes will make you smile! 😄
Share these jokes and spread the laughter! 🎉
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