Get ready to burst out laughing with these funny Urdu and Hindi jokes! From family humor to hilarious situations, this collection is sure to make your day!
🍸 Father and the Glass of Water
Father: "Baita, jawo meri liye ek glass pani le aawo."
Son: "Abbu, main game khel raha hoon, main nahi ja sakta."
2nd Son: "Abbu, ye tu hai hi batameez, aap khud ja kar pee lein." 😂
❤️ Valentine's Day Mix-Up
Girl to Shopkeeper: "Koi aisa 'Valentine Card' hai, jis par likha ho 'Main sirf aur sirf tum se pyaar karti hoon'?"
Shopkeeper: "Haan ji, hai."
Girl: "Acha, to aise 5 cards de do." 😂
🤔 Sardar's Generosity
Bikhari: "Aray baba, kuch de do, bohot bhooka hoon."
Sardar (100 rupees nikalte hue): "50 rupees hain tumhare paas?"
Bikhari (Khush hote hue): "Haan ji, hain."
Sardar: "Acha, to pehle wo kharch kar lo..." 😂
🛍️ Husband and Wife in the Market
Wife & Husband bazar mein ja rahe thay.
Faqeer ne kaha: "Shehzaadi, 10 rupees de do, main andha hoon."
Husband: "Paisay de do, tumhe Shehzadi keh raha hai, tu zaroor andha hoga." 😂
💔 A Man's Tragic Realization
A man came to know about the affair of his wife with another boy.
He decided to kill his wife and also kill himself.
He put a pistol to his ear, and his wife started laughing. He said:
"Tu zyada khush na ho, agla number tera hai." 😂
🍠 Little Boy and the Potato Farm
Ek bacha khet se aaloo nikaalnay mein dada ki madad kar raha tha.
Bohat thak gaya to bola:
"Aap ne ye sab aakhir zameen mein daal ke kyun dabaye hue the?" 😂
🙏 Girl's Dua Gone Wrong
Ek larki namaz parh kar shaadi ke liye dua mang rahi thi.
Sharma gayi aur kehne lagi:
"Ae Allah, main apni liye nahi mangti, bas Ammi ko ek khoobsurat damaad de den."
Pata hai kya hua?
Kuch din baad uski choti behn ki shaadi ho gayi!
Moral: Duaon mein drama nahi karna chahiye! 😂
💍 Wedding Night Confusion
Shaadi ki raat husband confused ho gaya.
Ke wife se kya bolein...?
Finally, woh bola:
"Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai, ke aap yahan mere saath ho?" 😂
🍫 Little Girl and the Chocolate
Ek choti si bachi dukandaar se: "Uncle, jab main badi ho jaungi, to aap mujh se shaadi karenge?"
Dukandaar ne mazak se kaha: "Haan." 😂
💸 The Cost of Marriage
Bachi: "Tu apni hone wali wife ko ek free chocolate nahi dega?"
Nikah ke baad...
Dulha: "Molvi sahib, nikah parhane ki aapki fees kitni hai?"
Molvi: "Dulhan ki khubsurati ke mutabiq de do."
Dulha ne 10 rupees diye, achanak hawa ka jhonka aaya aur dulhan ka ghoonghat hat gaya.
Molvi: "Aray bhai, baaki paisay to le lo..." 😂
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