Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_4

Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_4

Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS

Urdu Lateefay

Bewi Mai aj ghar nahi asakongi, CAR ka Stearing, Break, Gear Sub chori hogia hay”
After 15 Minutes
Bewi ne shouhar ko dobara call ki Arahi hon wo mai galti se Pechli seat pe Beth gait hi
Teacher Tum late kio aye
Kid Student Abbu Ammi lar rahay thay eslie……
Teacher Abbdu Ammi lar rahay thay tu tume kio late aye
Kid Student Kion ke mera 1 joota Abbu ke pas tha owr 1 joota Ammi ke pas tha
Father Baita Is baar tum Exam mai Pass howe ya fail, Bike le ke Zaroor Donga
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Son (khush hote howe) Konsi Bike Abbu
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Father Agar Pass howe Tu HONDA 70 Bike College janay ke leye….. owr agar Fail howe Tu YAMAHA Bike
Doodh Bechnay Ke leye
Teacher in classroom 1 Taraf Paisa hai owr 1 tarag Zahaanat, Tum kya lo gay
Student Paisa
Teacher Wrong.. Agar mai hota Tu Zahaanat Laita
Boy Jis ke pas Jo nahi hota wahi laita hai
Boy 1 Larkiyon ko “I love You” bolnay ki sab se achi Jagah Konsi hay
Boy 2 Daata Darbaar
Boy 1 Wok kion
Boy 2 Kio ke wahan Larkion ne chapal nahe pahni hoti
Bewi Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Karty Ho
Shouhar Shahjahaan Jitna.. !
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Bewi Shahjahan Ne Tu apni Bewi ke marnay ke baad uski yaad mai Taj Mahal Banaya tha, Kya Tum bhi mairy
marnay ke baad Taj Mahal Banawogay
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Shouhar Mai Ne Tu Plot bhi Le Lia, Tum hi Dair kar rahi ho
Allah owr Doctor ko Khabi naraaz mat karna
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Kio ke Jab Allah naraaz hota hay, tu wo Doctor ke Pas Bhaij daita hay
Owr jab Doctor naraaz hota hay tu wo Allah ke Pas Bhaij daita hay
Friend Kya Bewi se Larayi Khatam howi
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Man Han ghutnay taik kar mairy pass ayi thi
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Friend Us ne ghutnay taik kar kia kaha
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Man Yahi ke Bed ke Neche se Nekal Awo kuch nahi Kahongi
Larki apni Daadi se May aaj School nahe Jawongi kio ke Rastay May Larkay Chairtay hain

 Urdu Latefay

Daadi Bahanay mat banawo, Mai bhi tu es rastay se roz Bazaar ati jati hon, Mujhay tu koi nahe chairta
Teacher Tum kal School kion nahi aye
Student Mujhay “Bird Flu” hogia tha
Teacher Lakin ye tu parindon ki Bemari hai
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Student Aap nay Mujhay Insaan chora hi kab hai…. Har roz tu murga bna daity hian