Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_5

Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_5

Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS


 Hindi Jokes

Dada apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher arahay hain, tum kahin chup jawo
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Pota: Pehlay ap chup jayen, mai nay apki mout ka bahana bana kar 1 hafta ki chutti li hay
Doctor: Bachay ko pani dainay se pahlay ubaal lia karien
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Sardar: Wo tu theek hai lakin Ubaalnay se Bacha mar tu nahe jayega??
Wife to Husband: Tum Shadi ke Baad boht Badal Gaye ho..
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Husband: Mai ne Tumhay Pehlay hi btaya tha ke Mujhay Shadi shuda Larkiyon mai koi Dil-chaspi Nahi
Newly Married Couple of Sardar & Sardarni
Sardarni: Hamaari Shadi ko 24 ghantay ho chukkay hain
Sardar: Owr Aisa Lagta hai Jaisay Kal ki Baat ho
Larki 1 Baba g se: Baba g maire lie dua Karain ke mairi Shadi kesi samajdaar admi say hojaye
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Baba g: Ghar chali ja beti, Samajdaar aadmi khabi shadi nahe karta
1 Sardar was helping his son in filling the Admission form of School
Son: Papa g “Mother Tongue” walay Khanay mai Kya lekhon?
Sardar: Very Long
Dada owr Daadi nay apni Jawani ke dino ki Yad ko Taza karnay ka sochoha,
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unhon nay faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milangy,
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Dada subh jaldi uth kar tayar ho kar, gulaab le kar darya kinaray pohncha, boht dair ho gayi daadi nahi ayi, tu
Dada ghussay me ghar aaya, or phool phainktay howy bola, tum ayi kio nahi??
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Daadi sharmaty howy boli:
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Ammi ne jane nahi dia
Judge: You should be ashamed.. It is 4th time you are coming to court
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Pathan: Judge Sahib ap bhi daily Court atay ho
Maalik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi mary gaye? Mairay kaano me gunguna rahy hain
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Nokar: Sahab! Mai ne tu saray machar mar deye hain, Ye tu unki bewiyan hain jo bewa ho kar ab ro rahi hien  Hindi Jokes

Father to Daughter: Beti kya howa? Tum tu phone par 5, 5 ghantay bat karti thi, Aj sarf 1 ghanta baat ki??
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Daughter: Papa Ye Wrong Number Mil gia tha