🤣 Best Urdu & Hindi Jokes for the Ultimate Laugh – Funny SMS Part_5 😂

👴 Dada Aur Pota Ki Mazedaar Baat Cheet!

Dada apne potay se: "Tumhare teacher aa rahe hain, tum kahin chup jao!"
Pota: "Pehlay aap chup jayein, maine aapki maut ka bahana bana kar 1 hafta ki chhutti li hai!" 😜

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💧 Doctor Ki Salah Aur Sardar Ki Samajh!
Doctor: "Bachay ko pani denay se pehlay ubaal liya karain!"
Sardar: "Woh to theek hai, lekin ubaalnay se bacha mar tu nahi jayega?" 😂

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💍 Shadi Ke Baad Badlav!
Wife to Husband: "Tum shaadi ke baad bohot badal gaye ho."
Husband: "Main ne tumhe pehlay hi bataya tha ke mujhe shaadi-shuda larkiyon mein koi dilchasp nahi!" 😆

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💍 Newly Married Sardar Couple!
Sardarni: "Hamari shaadi ko 24 ghante ho chuke hain!"
Sardar: "Aur aisa lagta hai jaise kal ki baat ho!" 😜

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💭 Baba G Ki Shaadi Ki Dua!
Larki Baba G se: "Baba G, meri shaadi kisi samajhdaar admi se ho!"
Baba G: "Ghar chali ja beti, samajhdaar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karta!" 😂

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📚 Sardar Aur Uska Beta Admission Form Mein!
Sardar apne beta ki madad karte hue admission form bhar raha tha:
Beta: "Papa G, 'Mother Tongue' walay khanay mein kya likhon?"
Sardar: "Very Long!" 😂

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💐 Dada-Dadi Ki Jawani Ki Yaadein!
Dada aur Daadi apni jawani ke dinon ki yaad taza karna chah rahe thay.
Dada subah jaldi uth kar tayar ho kar, gulaab le kar darya kinare pohncha, lekin bohot dair ho gayi, Daadi nahi ayi.
Dada ghussay mein ghar aaya aur phool pheinkte hue bola: "Tum ayi kyon nahi?"
Daadi sharmate hue: "Ammi ne jane nahi diya!" 😆

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⚖️ Court Ki Mazedaar Halaat!
Judge: "Aapko sharm aani chahiye, ye 4th time hai jab aap court aa rahe hain!"
Pathan: "Judge Sahib, aap bhi daily court aate hain!" 😜

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🦟 Machar Aur Bewi Ki Mazedaar Baat!
Maalik: "Abhi tak tumse machar nahi maray gaye? Mere kaano mein gunguna rahe hain!"
Nokar: "Sahab! Maine to sare machar maar diye hain, yeh to unki bewiyan hain jo bewa ho kar ab ro rahi hain!" 😂

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📞 Phone Ki Galat Number Ki Mazedaar Kahani!
Father to Daughter: "Beti, kya hua? Tum to phone par 5, 5 ghante baat karti thi, aaj sirf 1 ghanta baat ki?"
Daughter: "Papa, yeh wrong number mil gaya tha!" 😆

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