😂 Husband-Wife Fun – Ek Mazedaar Gupshup!
Husband to his wife:
"Kal mairay Khwaab mai aik khubsurat larki aayi thi! WOW kitni khubsurat thi!"
Wife: "Larki akeeli aayi hogi na?"
Husband: "Haan tum ko kaisy pata?"
Wife: "Us ka husband mairay khwaab mai aaya tha!"
🎬 Film ki Poster Par Kya Tha?
Poster Phat gaya aur sar lekhayi mix ho gayi!
1 ticket mein 2 mazay, langar ka baad zabardast dance, Moulana Sultan Rahi ki full action ke saath... 😆
Khawateen ke liye parday ka khaas intezaam bhi! Reema aur Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mein shaamil ho kar sawab-e-darain haasil karain... Shukriya! 🎉
💀 Qabar Wali Mazahiya Kahani!
Ek aurat adhi raat ko qabar par bethi thi...
Guzarnay walay aadmi ne poocha: "Dar nahi lagta?"
Aurat: "Lo, is mai darne ki kya baat hai? Andar garmi lag rahi thi, tu bahir baithi hoon!" 😂
👻 Magic Ka Safar - Pari Ki Mulaqat!
2 kaalay dost ek saath ja rahe thay aur raste mein pari mili...
Pari ne kaha, "Tum dono ek wish batao, mai tumhari wish puri karungi."
Pehli dost: "Mujhe gora aur khubsurat bana do!"
Pari ne turant wish puri kar di!
Dusra dost bhi wahi chahta tha, "Mujhe bhi gora aur khubsurat bana do!"
Phir dono doston ki hasi chhuti aur unhone kaha, "Inko wapis pehle jesa bana do!" 😁
Moral: Saray friends kameene hote hain! 😜
🎭 Peer Aur Shaadi Ka Sawal!
Larki: "Peer jee, mere 2 affairs hain... Dono mein kis ke saath shaadi hogi?"
Peer Sahib: "Pehley walay se shaadi hogi, doosra wala khush-naseeb hoga!" 😆
💑 Sardar Ki Shaam Ki Gupshup!
Sardar ki biwi: "Raat kaafi hogayi lekin Sardar ji nahi aaye, zarur kisi larki ka chakkar hoga!"
Sardar ki maa: "Hamesha bura hi sochna, kya pata kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho!" 😂
👶 Pathan Ki Dua Aur Kismat!
Ek pathan 10 saal se ro ro kar awlaad ki dua maang raha tha ke uske bachay ho jayein!
Farishta aakar bola: "Khan sahib, tujhe khuda ka waasta hai, pehlay shaadi tu kar le!" 😆
📚 Teacher Ki Pyaari Batain!
Daughter: "Ammi, mera teacher kitna pyaara hai!"
Ammi: "Beti, teachers tu baap jaise hote hain!"
Daughter: "Ammi, aap hamesha apnay hi chakaron mein rehna, kabhi hamare liye na sochna!" 🤭
🎉 Conclusion:
These hilarious Urdu and Hindi jokes are perfect to share with friends and family, ensuring laughter and joy in your day! From witty husband-wife banter to magical encounters, we have something for everyone! 😄
Don't forget to share this post and spread the happiness! 🤣
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