Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_6

Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_6

Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS

Urdu Funny Text Messages


Husband to his wife: Kal mairy Khwaab mai 1 khubsurat Larki ayi thi, WOW kitni khubsurat Larki thi
.
Wife: Larki Akeeli aayi hogi na?
Husband: Han tum ko kaisy pata??
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Wife: Us ka Husband mairy khwaab mai aaya tha
1 Film kay Poster par kesi PEER kay Urrs ka Poster laga dia gia
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Poster Phat giya owr sar lekhayi mix ho gai
.
1 Ticket may 2 mazay
Langar ka baad zabardast Dance hoga
Moulana Sultan Rahi ky full action ky saath
Khawateen ke lie parday ka khas intezaam hay
Reema our Saima kay dil-fareeb raqs may shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain haasil karain.. Shukria
Ek Aurat Adhi Rat ko Qabar par Bethi Thi
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Wahan de guzarnay walay 1 shakas ne Poch: Dar Nahi Lagta??
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Aurat: Lo g Is mai Darnay ki kia bat hai… Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu Bahir Baithi hoon
2 Kaalay Dost ek Saath Ja Rahay thay
Raastay mai 1 Pari Melli
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Pari: tum 1, 1 wish batawo, mai tumhari wish pori karongi
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1st: Mujay gora owr khubsorat bna do
Pari nay kar dia
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2nd: Mujhay bhi gora owr khubsorat bna do
Pari nay kar dia
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3rd: zor zor say Hansnay laga owr bola
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In ko wapes pahlay Jesa bana do
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Moral: Saray Friends Kameene hotay hain”
Husband: Apky sath shaadi karkay mujhy Ek fayeda tu howa hai
Wife: Khush ho ker boli: Acha g Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhay mere gunaho ki saza dunya mai hi mel gayi……
Larki: Peer Jee Mairay 2 affairs hain.. Un Duno main kis ke saath meri Shaadi hogi? Wok hush-naseeb kon
hoga?
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Peer Sahib: Pahlay walay Se tumhari Shaadi hogi, owr dosra wala Khush-naseeb hoga
Sardar ki Bewi: Raaat kaafi hogayi Lakin Sardar g nahi aye, zaror kesi larki ka chakar hay
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamaisha bura hi sochna, kya pata kesi truck ke nechay agiya ho… 


Urdu Funny Text Messages

Ek Pathan 10 Saal se ro ro kar Owlaad Ki Dua mang raha tha ke uskay Bachay hojayien
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Phir 1 Din Farishta akar Bola: Khan Sahib tujhay khuda ka waasta hai pehlay Shadi tu kar lay
Wife: Mairay khayal may hamari Beti ko kesi se pyaar hogia hay
Husband: Tumhay kaisay pata chala?
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Wife: Kio kay wo kuch dino say Easy Load ke lie paisay nahi maang rahi
Daughter: Ammi maira Teacher Kitna Pyaara Hai na?
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Ammi: Beti Teachers Tu Baap Jesay hotay hain
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Daughter: Ammi aap hamaisha apnay hi chakaron mai rehna, khabi hamaray leye na sochna