Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_7

Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_7

Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS


 Hindi Funny Text Messages

Father: Baita Kion Ro rahay ho? Mujhay apna dost samajh kar bata do
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Son: Kuch nahi Yar Sabzi ke Paison Say Apni wali ko Load karwa dia Tu Tairi wali Nay Bohut maara
Teacher: Bejli kahan say aati hay??
Student: Mairay maamo kay ghar say
Teacher: Wo kaisay?
Student: kio ke Jab bhi bejli jaati hai, mairay papa kahtay hain, "Saalon nay phir bejli band kar di…
Teacher in Class Room: Batawo Cold Drink Nuqsaan Daiti hai ya Fayeda?
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Student: Agar koi owr Pela de Tu Fayeda…. Owr agar Kesi ko Pelani Par Jaye Tu Nuqsan
1990 ki Larki: Maa mai Jeans Pehn Lon?
Mother: Nahi Baiti Log kia Kahengay?
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2030 ki Larki: Maa mai Mini-skirt Pehn lon?
Mother: Pehn Lay Beti Kuch Tu Pehn Lay
Mareez: Doctor sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahe aata !
Doctor: Asmaan ki taraf dekho, wo kya hay??
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Mareez: Chaand
Doctor: abbhay es se agay kia farishtay dekhna??
Larkay walay: Ap ki Baiti Kuch Karti hay?
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Larki ki Maa: Han Jee
Mashallah
Rozaana 5 rupay mai 400 SMS karti hay
Devdas of the 2016
Abbu Nay Kaha "Night Package" Chour do
Maa Nay kaha "Facebook" Chour do
Doston Nay kaha mobile sy balance churaana chour do
Paro Nay kaha tum fail hogaye hoo mujhay choyr do
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Or
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1 din ayega jab girl-friend kay bachay bolaingay
Maamo ab tu hamaari Ammi ka peecha chour do
1 Larka Exam mai Fail Howa
Tu uskay Baap ne Kaha: Hamsayion ki Larki ko Dekho wo class mai FIRT aayi hai owr tum…..
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Larka: Ussi ko tu Dekhta tha eslie tu fail hogia hon
Wife (Kitchen say): Aa g suntay ho? Aj kal may boht khubsurat ho rahi hoon..
Husband: Tumhay kaisy pata chala??
Wife: Aj kal mairi khubsurati dekh kar rotiyaan bhi jal rahi hien. 



 Hindi Funny Text Messages

Husband: Sir ! Mairi Wife Kho gayi hay
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Postman: Ye Post office hay, Police Station Nahe
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Husband: Oh Sorry.. Khushi ke maray Pata Nahe laga ke Kahan Ja raha ho