Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_8

Urdu / Hindi Jokes - Funny SMS Part_8

Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS


 Urdu / Hindi Jokes

Larki: Maira Mobile zyada Time Mairi Ammi ke Pas hota hay
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Larka: Owr agar hum Pakray Gaye Tu??
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Larki: Nahe Pakray Jayengay…
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Larka: Kion??
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Larki: Kion ke Mai Ne Tumhaara Number “Battery Low” kay Naam Se Save kia howa hay… Jab bhi tumhaari
call ati hay Tu Ammi Kahti hain: Ye Mobile zara charge par laga dena
Teacher: Your Son is Very intelligent But He Spends a lot of Time in Thinking About Girls….
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Mother: Oh.. If You Find its Solution, Please Advise me too, His Father has also the Same Problem
Wakeel: Judge Sahib Qanoon ki Kitaab ke Page No 215 ke Mutabiq Mairay Mowakki Izzat ke sath barri kia ja
sakta hai
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Judge: Ketaab Paish Ki jae
(Jab kitaab Paish ki gai tu judge sahib nay Page No. 215 khola Tu us ma 5000 ke 3 note they”
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Judge: Agar Is tarah ke 2 owr saboot Paish keye jayen Tu Mujrim ko waqai bari kia ja sakta hai
Sardar: Aisa Kya Kia Jaye Ke Saanp bhe Mar Jaye owr Laathi bhe na Toot jaye
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Pathan: Saanp ko Jootay Se Maro
Funny But Still Meaningful
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Teacher: Baita Tumharay Abbu kya kartay hain??
Bacha: Jo bhi Ammi kahti hain
Boy to Girl in University: Ap ka Naam?
Girl: Mujhay sab Behn Kehtay Hien
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Boy: Acha Tu wo ap hien Jeski waja say sab mujhay Behnoyi Behnoyi kehtay hain